GOP/Dems War Duet: You Gotta Save Somebody
Someone has decided to rewrite Bob Dylan’s Gotta Serve Somebody, to fit the current climate in 2015. The song has not been well received in Washington.
BNP Candidates Getting too Racially Tolerant as they Age
The BNP has been hit by its biggest crisis yet. An even bigger crisis than the shortage of dead badger carrion in Wigton… Or the malicious efforts of the fictive Andorran Gay Illuminati and Pan-Serbian Metrosexual Skull ‘n’ Bones Club…
4K Glossy News Review Weekly Podcast Celebrates 1-week Anniversary
Last week the Glossy News podcast launched and the results have been whelming. Not exactly overwhelming, but whelming nonetheless. Under, I think is the prefix I’m looking for. If you’re looking for heaven on earth, this thing is hell on…
The News (Really) Bytes – July 2015
Buddhists show their deep belief in the teachings of their saint- Buddha- by murdering and repressing the ethnic Muslims in Myanmar. Turkey, coming to the aid of the U.S. and other nations battling Isis in the Middle-east decide to drop…
Beltway Guerrilla (Hawkwind Parody)
Wallace Runnymede has written a parody of Hawkwind’s classic ‘Urban Guerrilla.’ But so far, he is still breathing. Wonder why? 😉 I’m a Beltway guerrilla Trade wars to the highest seller I’m a tinpot Godzilla Universal kiddy-killer I’m a…
Dentist Who Shot Lion Enters GOP Presidential Race
Walter Palmer, the dentist who shot and killed the beloved African lion Cecil, has become the latest candidate to enter the crowded Republican presidential race. The Minnesota doctor made the announcement via Twitter. Early polls among Republican voters show Mr….
Trump Slams Romney’s Pretentious ‘Business People’ Book (2/2)
Last time: But yes, HOSTILE TAKEOVERS ARE A BIG PROBLEM IN THE BUSINESS WORLD… Not least because they can risk utterly destroying the personal reputation, or worse still, the business reputation of the person undertaking the purported hostile takeover in…
The Secret Trans-Pacific Partnership: “The TPP Is Good for You. Trust Us”
WASHINGTON – Global leaders negotiating the Trans-Pacific Partnership (TPP) affirmed the necessity of secret negotiations for the massive trade and “global governance” deal. “The TPP is for your own good. Trust us,” stated senior negotiator Mickey Cantwell. “Only highly-paid lobbyists…
Trump Slams Romney’s Pretentious ‘Business People’ Book (1/2)
Mitt Romney has released a new highly lucrative and highly non-ghostwritten handbook for businesspersons and 2016 GOP election frontrunners (insofar as there is a difference). The text of Business People is made up of three very informed and erudite chapters:…
NRA Starts Big Push To Get Guns Into The Hands Of As Many Wackos As Possible
Realizing statistically that whenever there is a gun related mass murder by a mentally ill individual or group that gun sales go up out of fear that they will be outlawed. Because of this gun manufacturers have started pushing the…