“We All Must Suffer for Our Art!” Grandiose Scottish Poet Nails Ear to Tree, Wins Universal Acclaim
A Scottish poet (apparently not, however, a Dutch one!) had to be rescued by the renowned Edinburgh Fire Brigade after nailing his own ear to a tree. Stan ‘the word’ Smith 36, revealed the source of inspiration that had prompted…
Is There an Epidemic of Sexual Harassment By Psychiatrists? Read on to Get the Juicy Details!
So I went to the psychiatrist the other day and he said ‘Wallace, young man! You have to get off the heroin!’ ‘Why,’ I asked. ‘Will it really make me go blind?’
Last Remaining Author Paid by Parakeet
Dateline: Cubicle District 64, Year 2028—Mystifying tens of millions of authors, Horatio Masterson is the only remaining writer who is still somehow being paid for his work, and in this exclusive report, we reveal the secret of his success.
Appalachian Road Trip – THE SEQUEL!!!
NOTE FROM WALLACE: The Rover returns! Long-serving, long-suffering Glossy News humorist rfreed recently went on a road trip in the Appalachian mountains, and posted some memes about it.
Random Thoughts (XIII): Death Cults, Dingalos & Dodgy Tories!
Windrush Generation When is the rule of law not the rule of law? When it is. Confused? You should be!
You Marxists Bound to Lose! (Woody Guthrie)
Woody Guthrie’s You Fascists Bound to Lose is a true classic. It later inspired a Billy Bragg song, which someone has presented on Youtube with an apparently pro Communist video.
London Man Dines with Cheese on his Face in Reality TV Show
A London man has appeared in the Reality TV dinner dating show ‘Love Luncheon’ with cheese on his face. Reality TV star Ted Stilton told Glossy News:
UNBELIEVABLE! ICC Softies Won’t Prosecute ISIS Caliph Cos ‘It Would Make His Cat Sad!’ WTF!
After the recent much-heralded capture of the ISIS caliph, the International Criminal Court has made yet another explicably biased ruling. The leader of the Islamic State is not eligible for prosecution in a war crimes tribunal, as this would inevitably…
Get Out of My Bedroom If You Know What’s Good for Ya! The Paradox of Sexual Morality
Is the government playing nice, or is he sneaking into your bedroom? Are your neighbours nice, or are they watching you night and day?
London Poet Rescued from Buffalo at Dublin Hotel
Iconic London poet Charles Brady had to be rescued from the inside of a buffalo this week, at Dublin’s Raven Hotel in Ireland. Brady told Glossy News: