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Today’s Woke Nonsense Round-Up: Black Britain, Brexit & Bloody Human Rights Abusers!
White Nationalists Due to Be Triggered by Lack of White Britons in Ancient UK Oh dear. It just so turns out the Ethnonationalists are basing their ideas on pseudo-science. Britons from 10 000 years ago weren’t ‘white.’
Dems Offer Compromise on Weed Legalization: Let’s Agree to call it “Marihuana”
With Vermont and Massachusetts added to the growing list of states with legal, recreational marijuana, congress has been scrambling to lower taxes on billionaires and name new post offices. But one congressman has a different plan.
GOP Disapproval at Record High, Dems Frantic to Figure Out New Losing Strategy
Congress holds record low approval ratings, but none more so than the Republicans, and none more among them than the Trump-aligned representatives. With an obvious distaste for these levels of corruption, Democrats are furiously scrambling to find new ways to…
UK Government Fake News Unit Revises Strategy
UK government plans to combat fake news have required re-evaluation in the face of challenges from all sectors of society.
The Saturday Night Live Crew Have Pulled Off the Greatest Skit Of All Time
SNL has just topped anything they have ever done. They have pulled off the greatest live action skits in the history of comedy.
Trump Unsure Why “Crime” is Actually a Crime
President select Donald Trump has admitted to obstruction of justice and collusion, both of which are crimes, but asked Sean Hannity in a phone interview, “Why are those crimes? I mean, nothing else I do is a crime.”
Dear Adobe: Paying Customers Shouldn’t be 2nd Class to Pirates… Sort it Out
As a paying customer, there’s a certain level of quality, service, and support I expect when using your products. If I’m paying hundreds of dollars a year, I shouldn’t get a worse experience than pirates enjoy… I mean, why wouldn’t…
Most Infuriating Headlines of January 2018 Comin’ Atcha!
If you’re tired of fake news and fake real news as well, get a load of this stuff! Jeremy Corbyn: “Unregulated Corporations More Dangerous than ISIS” Zac Goldsmith: “Jeremy Corbyn More Dangerous than ISIS!”
Bezos Quells Presidential Rumors, “I’m running for Amazon Prime Minister”
Amazon founder and CEO Jeff Bezos held a press conference in front of the 300-foot brass doors gaurding the entrance to his underground headquarters at the base of Mount Rainier. He wanted to make clear that he has “No illusion…
Groupon is dead and here’s why that’s a good thing…
I used to be a big Daily Deal buyer, back in the day. Helicopter rides, meals around town, you name it. The problem is the race to the bottom, and Groupon being the last chariot in the race, man are…