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Tony Blair to Form ‘No Bullshit Party’
Ex-UK Prime Minister Tony Blair is to form a new political party, named ‘The No Bullshit Party.’ Speaking at a BBC news conference, Blair said:
How Do Progressive Jackpots Work?
The dream of every gambler is to get the jackpot. Slot machines and video poker machines propose even more than jackpot winning. They offer the clients a progressive jackpot prize.
Woke Nonsense Round-Up 03/03/2017: Angry Socialists Demand Xenophobic ‘Purge’ of Foreign Latin
What Did the Romans Ever Do For Us? Genial fop Jacob Rees-Mogg recently apologised for a recent factual error he made about Jeremy Corbyn, a staple object of satire on these pages.
CIA Hymnbook: Agnus Dei/Lamb of God.
So far, the CIA Hymnbook has covered many famous hymns; including Sanctus and Bendictus. And speaking of well-beloved Latin hymns, we now have the ‘Agnus Dei’ or ‘Lamb of God.’ If you’ve recently been reading The Satanic Bible or Necronomicon,…
Little-Known Democrat Cover-Up Finally Unearthed: John Kerry Nuked the Onion!
A little known scandal from the Obama administration has recently surfaced: And it’s not an imaginary wiretap! (Or even a non-imaginary one).
Jesus & Mary Chain Parody: Because I’m John McCain!
Step up to the trigger button Nuking everything I see Iran must blow, I got the feelin’ Korea will be on her knees
David Cameron Admits ‘Monoculturalist Experiment Has Finally Failed’
Like Angela Merkel, David Cameron famously announced in 2011 that multiculturalism had failed. But a recently leaked transcript to a confidential meeting of Cayman bankers and well-heeled Eton toffs shows that he has also failed in his efforts to create…
Bob Dylan Parody (Tangled Up With Trudeau)
Early one mornin’ I was smokin’ a spliff Couldn’t get outa bed Wondrin’ if I’d ever changed the sheets Or if I could still give amazin’ head My folks said my life in Canada Sure was gonna be tough They…
Professor Smiggles Smugly Condemns Fallacious Conceits of Big Humanitarianism
Some recent comments about humanitarian heroism have failed to satisfy the ever-impossible-to-please satire news fixture, Pre-Senior-Professor-Guru-Emeritus Angus Lenn(on/in)vedanta Smiggles from the Social Constructionist String Theory Department in Bushmills Metaphysical College. Notable public figure and moderate political Tory-ist William Hague moans:
National Union of Students: “No More Holocaust Memorial Day, It’s Too Offensive!”
Notable Champagne-Humanitarian-Edgy-Rhetorical-Club, the NUS (National-Kropotkinite Union of Sympathisers) have perpetrated yet another in a long line of typically imaginative and flamboyant radical political gestures. Admittedly, the motion was only passed by 19 votes to zero, as most ‘politically conscious’ were…