Step up to the trigger button
Nuking everything I see
Iran must blow, I got the feelin’
Korea will be on her knees
Burning civilians? Yeah we cool
Gotta go break them Geneva rules
Sing like a Songbird, I will tell you anything
I would sell my soul for you
Selling out the US for nothing
I would betray my bros for you
Don’t know why, don’t know why
They expect me to be silent, I’m a talkative guy
And I tweet so loud
And I sing so good
You must wonder how I do that
Maybe it’s because I’m John McCain!
I’m your John McCain
We bombed you from the sky
My speech sure gonna fly
And my lips tweet Commie propaganda
Guess why? Because I’m John McCain
I’m gonna be your whore
Look at me haw-hawing something
That’s gonna cause my comrades pain
Like I got no brain
My boys say ‘Tell ’em nothing’
But I wanna tell you something
I’m gonna make sure nothing
Shuts me up
Guess why that is?
Because I’m John McCain!
Because I’m John McCain!
I’m gonna make sure I tweet something
Guess why?
BECAUSE I’M JOHN MCCAIN!
John McCain Releases Edgy Beach Boys Parody (Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb-Bomb Iran!)
WHY Iran? (Parody of a Mark Knopfler Classic, with Apologies to the Current President of Syria)