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SPOILER: Just intercollegiate bantz from a rival graduate, dunt take it raet serious like! 😉 There once was some guys from Leeds BeckettOo ‘as want t be raet smart then sez ‘Feck it!’‘Em got raet cheap student beerAn’ made MEEEEEEMES all…

After escaping decapitation, King Donald twirled around his country like a crazed ballerina.  He shrieked victory from town to town accompanied by Adam Schiff howling in a cage. Lord of the Stool Steve Miller administered electric shocks to the former…

114 Sign on White House door: Gone fission. Be back tomorrow, if there is a tomorrow. 115 Definition of nuclear retaliation — the morning after pill. Guaranteed to prevent pregnancy. Every pregnancy. 116 “It’s falling! It’s falling!” “What?” asked Trump….

A unique and tear jerking celebrity story like none other! Dear friends, we have some unprecedently important news for you that might just change the course of your life forever! After many years, if not decades or even centuries of…

ED: Welcome, Trimjay! This is his first post. Not for the easily offended… I mean like, jussayin. I’m single this year… Roses are beautiful,Often they’re red.But you’re fat and uglyAnd I wish you were dead. Roses are redBut she’s got…

Hey, how’s everyone doin’? Funny how this tima year, all the cockroaches suddenly come crawling outa the woodwork. No don’t worry, I just meant Katie! SPOILER: If a woman or a man is ‘bored with’ whoever they are with, avoid…

“[B]ecause of the specific “side-effect” associated with the MCAS (Maneuvering Characteristics Augmentation System), I suggest we transfer production of the MAX to the SMS (Space and Missile Systems) Division and weaponized the asset, should regulators decide not to re-certify.”

Now the media have redefined it to include morons like Hopkins who think chatting $$$te purely to get a rise out of people, with zero meaningful moral purpose behind it (just ‘disruption for the sake of disruption.’)

EDITOR: The picture above shows that justice is blind. Not entirely sure what that means. Any ideas??? Why won’t white sharks eat impeachment defense lawyers when they go swimming?A: They are the same skin color…B: They are both in the…

rump had suffered multiple paper cuts from his rage induced efforts to tear up old Nancy Pelosi speeches that he demanded his staff find for him after his State of the Union delivery.