OFFENSIVE POEM Only True Yorkshire Fawk Will WELL Understand! 😉

SPOILER:

Just intercollegiate bantz from a rival graduate, dunt take it raet serious like! 😉

There once was some guys from Leeds Beckett
Oo ‘as want t be raet smart then sez ‘Feck it!’
‘Em got raet cheap student beer
An’ made MEEEEEEMES all year
An’ still gorrus upper class second!

EDITOR’S PICK: MORE NORTH O T M1 BANTZ N RANTZ!

Fun an’ games in Holbeck

Punchin’ doggos

Cod’s head, Salmond’s tail

Pretentious Northern W**kers a thing as well????

Guess who’s back! Trumpy times…

Author: Wallace Runnymede

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