Category: Top Stories
Clint Eastwood Kills 14 At Democratic National Convention
CHARLOTTE, NC – In a shocking rampage that also left 37 people wounded, screen legend and Republican supporter, Clint Eastwood, killed 14 people at the Democratic National Convention Wednesday. Just one week after an infamous speech at the RNC in…
Sean Hannity Accuses Democratic National Convention of Liberal Bias
NEW YORK, NY – As the Democratic National Convention continued in Charlotte Thursday, Fox News presenter and political commentator Sean Hannity accused members of the Democratic Party of displaying liberal bias in the vast majority of its speeches, policies and…
Israeli MK Aryeh Eldad: We’re Willing to Share al-Aqsa
On the heels of the announcement that Israeli Knesset Member Aryeh Eldad had introduced a bill to exclude Muslims from the al-Aqsa Mosque on certain days, I caught up with him as he was testing the latrines of the new…
Liberals Demand Trump Produce Birth Certificate to Prove He’s Not a Space Alien
An independent group of concerned citizens is demanding that Donald Trump make his birth certificate public to prove that he is not really a space alien from another planet. Concerns from the United Citizens Group For Raising A Fuss has…
Nervous Republican Intern Suggests Everyone Just Take a Second and Look at the 19th Amendment
WASHINGTON D.C. – Aware of the seeming neglect of women’s rights in various areas of Republican Party policy recently, nervous 22 year-old intern Kevin Tisley suggested to advisers and the wider GOP committee Wednesday that everyone just stop talking for…
Herman Cain Carries Flag for the Democrats
CHARLOTTE, NORTH CAROLINA — Television viewers were quick to spot former GOP presidential candidate Herman Cain minutes after the 2012 Democratic National Convention gaveled to order. The Tea Party favorite presented the colors as a member of the Disabled American…
Republicans Unveil New List of Things to Blame on Obama
Tampa, Florida – Wrapping up their convention, the GOP unveils their augmented strategy to win against the Democrats in November. The old tactic of blaming things on President Obama seemed to have worked out in the Republican Party’s favor, but…
Five Things You Won’t Hear at the Democratic National Convention
Charlotte, NC – (SatireWorld.com) During the Republican convention the main theme was reality based with a good dose about our current economic woes. During the DNC convention the discussion will be based upon issues that are social in nature and…
Akin At It Again In ‘Legitimate Funding’ Row
Although the recent row about the ‘legitimate rape’ claims made by Todd Akin were embarrassing, Mitt Romney was forced to push Akin out of the race for Senate this morning after his comments on ‘legitimate funding.’ At a rally in…
Nation’s Debt Crisis Solved – No Need to Thank me – Conclusion
Previously, I shared several brilliant ways we can pay down the nation’s debt. But I was just getting started. I saved my best ideas for last. Mount Rushmore: $8.2 billion. Comes with lifelike sculptures of three of our greatest presidents…