Category: Top Stories
Sensible Gun-Control Proposals Obvious, Impossible
In the wake of the Sandy Hook massacre the question of gun control has come up once again. Sure, we can’t blame people, or guns, or bullets, so I guess the onus falls on firing pins, and they’re the real…
Egyptian President Says He is “Too Cool for School”
Egypt’s young people are outraged following President Mohammed Morsi’s announcement that he is “Too cool for school.” Morsi reportedly made the declaration before a crowd of fifth graders during a school visit in the Cairo suburbs meant to promote Egypt’s…
Hillary Clinton Poisoned By Palestinian Terrorists
Contrary to published reports, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton did not suffer digestive difficulties followed by a fainting spell followed by a blood clot but was actually poisoned by unnamed Palestinian militant terrorists. “We knew most people weren’t falling for…
Americans, Driven Mad By Politics, Jump Like Lemmings Over the Fiscal Cliff
Driven to the brink of their sanity by the constant warnings from politicians over what would happen if we went over the fiscal cliff thousands of Americans have gone ahead and jumped over the brink of the fiscal cliff on…
Luxembourg Annexes Germany
The European community is in shock following Luxembourg’s decision to deploy troops and annex the Federal Republic of Germany. According to preliminary reports, Luxembourger troops entered the province of North Rhine-Westphalia early Thursday morning and proceeded through Lower Saxony towards…
Open Letter to Mitt Romney – Here’s Why You Lost
I’ve read so much in the wake of the 2012 presidential election about why Governor Mitt Romney lost, and the majority of it sickens me with how tone-deaf it is. And seriously, governor Romney, I hope you read this. I’m…
The Proposed 2013 Great Gun Grab…Why Sen. Dianne Feinstein is Full of It
Washington, DC – (SatireWorld.com) – Sen. Dianne Feinstein (D-Calif.)—author of the federal “assault weapon” and “large” ammunition magazine ban of 1994-2004—has announced that on the first day of the new Congress—January 3rd— she will introduce a bill to which her…
The Koch Addiction
It’s not every day that a U.S. Congressman wants to talk to a reporter about his addiction. In keeping with his request for anonymity, however, I have deleted any references that might reveal his identity, and therefore refer to him…
Hipster Insists “All Clothes Are Reversible”
Baron Davuson, a 30-something living in Seattle, knows HTML, database management craft beer brewing and how to dress like a wealthy hobo. Davuson made a splash this week with his bold pronouncement, that any clothing can be made hip simply…
Palin Proposes Bridge Over Fiscal Cliff
Political pundit and former Vice Presidential candidate Sarah Palin held a press conference this morning to propose the construction of a bridge “assuring Americans safe passage over the fiscal cliff”. “I’m tired of Washington insiders debating the dangers of this…