Category: Top Stories
GOP End of Days Panic: Rick Perry Declares Himself the Anti-Reagan
The GOP is getting worried about outside infiltration and even supernatural omens, as rumor has it that Rick Perry has revealed himself to aides as the literal anti-Reagan. No need to worry about fire and brimstone, signs in the Heavens,…
Ideas Man Newt Gingrich Finally Solves Fiscal Responsibility Problem
The new Newt Gingrich is re-branding himself as the Ideas Man of the Republican Party, but this time he’s outdone even himself with an astonishingly innovative solution.
A Checklist Of The ‘Humanitarian Aid’ The Russians Are Sending To Ukraine
At the Russian/Ukrainian border the so-called ‘humanitarian aid’ convoy sent by Putin stops to do a final check on what supplies they will be delivering to the Ukrainians on the other side. Two Russian majors exit the first two vehicles…
Rand Paul Reaches Out To Dems, Promises Not to Ban “Washing-up” Agenda
Some Republicans view Rand Paul as a potentially divisive figure (i.e. one who will take some of their support away in critical demographics), but some of his opponents are actually impressed how he has built bridges with Democrats at cross-party…
Conservatives and Liberals Still Trying to Convert Each Other
WASHINGTON – A new poll of 1,000 American adults reveals that both conservatives and liberals believe it is possible to “convert” other people to change their political orientation. The recent Gallmausen poll found that more than 63% of Americans believe…
Rand and Rev. Al Share the Pie Equally, Dems & Reps Unimpressed!
Senator Rand Paul and Reverend Al Sharpton have shown some interparty solidarity and cut up a blueberry pie into equal slices at a dialogue and lunch event.
Hillary is Not Bad at Basketball… Period. But She WILL be President!
Rachel Maddow of the left-leaning news network MSNBC has defended Hillary Clinton from malicious and false conservative allegations that she is bad at basketball. See this transcript:
Pelosi Gets Tough on Pope Francis Regime
It seems not everybody is charmed by controversial cleric Pope Francis. Indeed, one prominent US politician, Nancy Pelosi, is planning very stern measures to punish what she considers to be the brutal and savage policies and order of governance of…
The Price That Makes A Joke Of All Life
Just how much is to be expected out of a human in this so-called great United States of America of ours? My mother worked hard all her life, either raising four children in a rat-assed Midwest dying industrial town or…
Obama Blocks Republicans’ Salaries – Saudis Step In
Obama has issued an executive order to block salaries to Republican Congressmen. They responded by saying “They would impeach his black ass”. Democratic Congressmen have hailed this as the best step Obama has taken so far. This said, Republican Congressmen…