It seems not everybody is charmed by controversial cleric Pope Francis. Indeed, one prominent US politician, Nancy Pelosi, is planning very stern measures to punish what she considers to be the brutal and savage policies and order of governance of His Holiness.
The Church humiliated me because of my Principled Liberal Moral Stances.
They have no right whatsoever to define Catholicism for me! I’m Nancy Pelosi, I’m from the government…
And most of all, I’m your dear, dear friend!
I’m an individual, not a slavish devotee of some conformist ideology. I’m not even sure if they will allow me to take the sacrament, and even though you can’t tell by looking at My Face, that hurts my feelings. There’s nothing less against Christian teaching than making someone feel small and unrecognised.
I’ve always been loyal to the Church, but now they’re telling me and millions of other faithful Catholics what to do and what not to do. That’s not appropriate! I’ll be the one to decide whether I am a True Catholic, not some priest in a dress.
That’s why I’m calling for sanctions against the brutal regime of Pope Francis. You know, all those secular leaders in the Middle East that we’re opposed to, they’ve only been round a few years or decades. The Pope has been around for about 2000 years!
It’s about time we stopped appeasing this wicked dictator and started making him accountable to the international community. We’ll start by severing ties with the Vatican and stopping people from the Pope’s barbaric regime entering the USA. Enough is enough.
We can’t just sit there! We have to stop this wicked man from destroying our country! It’s the only Christian thing to do!