Category: Top Stories
“Yucky World” w/ Dick and Janey: Pro-choice Advocates Changing Tactics
Announcer: “National Review”, in its August 25th edition, noted that abortion rights supporters “are abandoning the label ‘pro-choice’.” However, NR goes on to note, a “sure substitute for ‘pro-choice’ has yet to emerge…” (p.10) Georgia Ohwell, a pro-abortion activist, has…
“Yucky World” w/ Dick and Janey: Gubernatorial Mayhem
Announcer: Political campaigns seem to be getting nastier and nastier. One of the worst has been the governor’s race in our home state. Both candidates are here today to debate the issues as guests of Dick and Janey on their…
“Yucky World” w/ Dick & Janey: Russian spy embedded in Obama White House
Announcer: This is a “Yucky World” Special! Talk show hosts Dick and Janey will not be saying much today. We’ll be listening instead to a secretly recorded conversation in which a deep cover Russian agent known as Putzy, embedded in…
Purr Gate
David Cameron coughed up a fur ball this week when he told ex-mayor of New York, Michael Bloomberg that the Queen “purred” when she had heard the result of the Scottish Referendum. During this conversation it has also been revealed…
Tax Evasion As Public Policy: The AMT/Gordian Story
Skyrocketing health care costs are a major public policy issue. The Affordable Care Act has limited mechanisms to reign in these costs, but, really, we, the providers of health care products and services, must lead on this issue. We must…
A Psalm for the Tea Party
1) The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want–to talk to liberals. 2) He maketh me lie down in untaxed green pastures: he leadeth me to the clear waters of pro-Gun states where I can shoot deer or thieves…
Homeland Security Warns of “Out-For-Blood” Radical Group Calling Itself “Red Cross”
WASHINGTON — The Department of Homeland Security released a statement yesterday afternoon warning U.S. citizens of recent efforts by a group of homegrown radicals whom officials say are “out-for-blood.” Reports indicate the organization is calling itself Red Cross. According to…
Hillary Clinton Latest in Nude Celebrity Photo Scandal
Aspiring Presidential candidate Hillary Clinton appears to be the latest notable figure involved in the nude celebrity photo leak scandal, according to traumatized sources who have seen the photos. “I can’t believe I saw those pictures!” said TMZ spokesperson Alicia…
Mitch McConnell Totally “¿Amores?” Minority Voters
Another Mitch McConnell campaign video Fact-Checked, another one rated 100% True!, depending on how you feel about beige people. We’ve already fact-checked his Mitch McConnell Supports Women and Mitch Supports your Big Business of Every size, and found them to…
Pelosi’s Socialist Speech Code, Anti-GOP Persecution
In a move causing widespread ripples of non-surprise, Nancy Pelosi has not-so-secretly used her Senatorial Privileges to unilaterally ram through a Socialist Speech Code for Californian police. Don’t worry; obviously, this use of the previously unheard-of Senatorial Decree option is…