I am a multicellular organism and writer.
Currently I am trying my luck as a stand-up comedian and have performed several shows over the past five or so months.
From Swift to Iannucci I have drawn influence from a rich pool of inspirational sources to form a view of what satire is and, more importantly, exactly what it can do.
I also was defeated in a conker fight with Harriot Harman and have been a miserable wreck of a human being ever since.
David Cameron coughed up a fur ball this week when he told ex-mayor of New York, Michael Bloomberg that the Queen “purred” when she had heard the result of the Scottish Referendum. During this conversation it has also been revealed…