I am a multicellular organism and writer. Currently I am trying my luck as a stand-up comedian and have performed several shows over the past five or so months. From Swift to Iannucci I have drawn influence from a rich pool of inspirational sources to form a view of what satire is and, more importantly, exactly what it can do. I also was defeated in a conker fight with Harriot Harman and have been a miserable wreck of a human being ever since.