Posted in Politics War Zone

Obama/Bush’s 1000-fold Expansion of “International Community” Statelets (2/2)

Earlier, President Obama introduced his plan to expand the International Community. He briefly and compassionately considered Palestine, Vatican City, the future Greater Israel, China, Japan, Russia, EU, India… But none of them meet the high standards of the Global Village…

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Posted in Politics War Zone

Obama/Bush’s 1000-fold Expansion of “International Community” Statelets (1/2)

Malicious and insidious recalcitrationalists from Glossynews and other disreputable non-Fox/-MSBC media outlets have been ignorantly and brutally ridiculing The Universal Interest. And it’s purely on these grounds, and not on account of any cynical or disingenuous motivation whatsoever… That President…

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Posted in Politics War Zone

David Cameron Apologises for “Humanitarian Caliphate” Smear

David Cameron has been forced to make a humiliating climbdown, after incorrectly claiming that the Humanitarian Caliphate is an even better caliphate than the Daesh/IS/ISIS/ISIL/IKEA one. Calm down dear; listen to what the Grand Physician says… sorry, I mean, “orders…

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Posted in Politics World News

Patronizing Miliband, Campbell Reach out to “Stamp-Collecting Community”

Ed Miliband has finally found a way to nail the election in 2015… Shortly after which, he will be himself will also be nailed up and flogged in the public square by the media every day of mourning and Twitternight…

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Posted in Internets Tubes War Zone

John Kerry Finally Gets Around to Threatening Glossynews: Syrian Cooking Pots…

John Kerry has threatened the pitiful Unamerican/Uncosmopolitan “satire” outlet “Glossynews” with humanitarian annihilation, if we do not shape up. Read the transcript, and promise me not to laugh. This shit is serious. The illegitimate Glossynews editorial regime and its vicious…

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(The) News (Really) Bytes – March

57 Republican Senators send a letter to the Iranian government stating that all of Obama’s efforts to create a truce between them and us is in vain because when they get back in power they will make them great, horrible…

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Posted in World News

Sexual Identity Cr-ISIS

Mosul, Iraq—This week, rebel fighter under the banner of ISIS, began destroyed over 100,000 volumes of rare, historic books. A month prior, ISIS fighters raided the University of Mosul’s library and burned hundreds of books of cultural significance. Why the…

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Posted in Biz News Society

A Message From The Upper 1% To You Remaining 99% Lesserlings

Greetings, We, the 1% of this nation and others in this world that truly control what goes on inside our societies have taken the time to write to you little people who make up the other 99% of the citizenry….

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Posted in Politics

Netan-YAHOO’s Speaks Before The American Congress

The President of Israel, Netan-YAHOO, has given his talk today at the American Congress. His coming to America has been a bone of contention between the Republicans and Democrats (what else is new?) as Netan-YAHOO was not invited by President…

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Posted in Politics Strange People

You Heard it Here First: Clinton Finally Admits Lying

In a gently-conducted interview (surprisingly gentle!) on his home turf of MSNBC, Bill Clinton has actually admitted telling a lie. Huh? Ya what? Yes, this is pretty much unprecedented in American history. See the following astonishing words from Clinton: I…

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