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Obama: “ISIS Must Train Our Kids to Use Guns Responsibly”
President Obama is concerned at the harsh stigma attached to militants of the Islamic State. So he has some wise words for the more narrow-minded citizens, who take a merely partisan approach towards the Islamic State… Now let me say…
Finally, A New Protest on Red Square… Sort of…
The news came across the wires of a huge protest in Moscow, right on Red Square. Really??!!!! Are the Russian masses finally rallying up against the ex-KGB man who has reinvented Czarism in a modern form? Is the second great…
Fappers Rejoice as Aussie Developer Shuts Down Proposed Data Retention Plan
Melbourne born software Developer Mike Pearce has thwarted government plans to impose mandatory data retention for all Australian citizens by fundamentally changing the way the internet works. Australian PM, Tony Abbott is currently being accused of bullying the opposition and…
GlossyNews Scores Exclusive Interview w/ Vlad the Impaler Putin, Czar of Russia
Glossy News has been fortunate enough to be granted an interview with Vladimir Putin, the leader of Russia, a man very much in the news these days. It is not often that the Premier grants anyone from the West an…
GOP/Dems: Post-Orwellian Dictionary of Humanitarian Imperialism (2/2)
Here we go again… and again… and AGAIN™… NaHum-ism National Humanitarianism, or NaHum-ism, is what happens when the petty, cruel, vicious, tearful, artificial boundaries that wantonly and cruelly constrain the human spirit are broken down and annihilated with an iron…
GOP/Dems: Post-Orwellian Dictionary of Humanitarian Imperialism (1/2)
Over here in Euroweenie land, they say about the Hitler-Stalin pact: “Les extrêmes se touchent.” …Or in Universal Anglo-Esperanto, to wit, the King James of Jesus, Rush Limbaugh, John Kerry and other notable figures (-ish): “Opposites meet.” So it’s only…
Tory Candidates: As-Yet-Entirely-Unspeculated Cameron Coup (2/2)
I’m going to list for you all the Tory politicians I admire and respect and who I think fully deserve to be UK PM… … … …
Tory Candidates: As-Yet-Entirely-Unspeculated Cameron Coup (1/2)
The Objective Media (!) has been slandering Wallace Runnymede for his Miliband/Labour-Leak article “bias.” What a dazzling array of Neo-New-Labour candidates…
Homo Sapien Pictographs Prove Homosexuality Is Natural
Paleontologists working in Southern France have discovered pictographs they estimate were placed around 10,000 B.C. The primitive drawings depict what appears to be two Neanderthal males copulating. Lead scientist Dr. Lance Hollingsworth said, “I usually don’t get involved in politics,…
Donald Trump’s Diary Released
“Trump filed the suit against Palm Beach County last week, claiming his history of conflict with Palm Beach International Airport has led officials to spitefully redirect air traffic over his historic Mar-a-Lago estate in south Florida.” – USA Today –…