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Republicans Start Hauling Out and Dusting Off Their Borg-like Candidates.

The 2016 Presidential Election is starting out with snail like excitement and colorful shades of gray-toned vibrancy. The Republican Party is beginning to wheel out their musty Presidential hopefuls for the public to gawk at. What is not let out…

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Khameini Frustrated: Putin Still Friendzoning Ayatollah (2/2)

Unlike Khomeini-ite Fiqh, TULIP-flavor Calvinism, and other scientific and empirically rigorous political discourses, “nice guy” and “friendzoning” are ideological aberrations that are completely detached from reality. Still, that didn’t stop Khameini giving it to us one last time: I mean,…

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Khameini Frustrated: Putin Still Friendzoning Ayatollah (1/2)

Some would say that The Enemies Of Our Glorious Nation™ are quarrelsome folk. (Or if not “enemies of America,” at least the enemies of the non-satire news media and of The International Beltway Community). Still, there is such a thing…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Khameini Frustrated: Putin Still Friendzoning Ayatollah (1/2)
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Lincoln Monuments Attacked When Americans Realize He Created Income Tax

Upon reading an article in a national newspaper stating that Abraham Lincoln was the one responsible for starting federal income tax, angered Americans across the country began a hate campaign against all memorabilia of the formerly beloved President. Mobs in…

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LibDems Exclusive Leak: Who’s Next When Cleggy Leaves the Building? (2/2)

Nick Clegg might not have won the election yet, but he still has the chance to be the next Anthony Eden… Or at least David Cameron, at a push.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! LibDems Exclusive Leak: Who’s Next When Cleggy Leaves the Building? (2/2)
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LibDems Exclusive Leak: Who’s Next When Cleggy Leaves the Building? (1/2)

Almost forgot the name of that there oul’ party until the objective BBC™ reminded me. As them there boys on Radio Ulster say, “You boys get around, don’t ye?” Not normally a compliment.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! LibDems Exclusive Leak: Who’s Next When Cleggy Leaves the Building? (1/2)
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The Ballad of “Old Hillary”

THE BALLAD OF “OLD HILLARY” (sung to “The Battle of New Orleans”) In twenty-fifteen we had a little slip Along with Hillary Clinton on her presidential trip. She wrote a little book but it didn’t sell so well Then we…

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Posted in Religionism Serious Commentary

What Would Allah Do?

If the Shi’ites were fighting the Sunni’s what would Allah want? He say for them to lay down their arms and realize that they are brothers of the same faith. If a Moslem country’s leaders were demonizing other countries to…

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Blair Warns Germany: Stop Apologizing for Mass Atrocities (2/2)

Welcome back! No, look, look, let’s cut to the chase. This is a textbook example of deliberate smear tactics! A cynical, malicious, orchestrated campaign of personal vilification against some admittedly somewhat fallible individuals… Who somehow, God forbid, DARED to presume…

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Blair Warns Germany: Stop Apologizing for Mass Atrocities (1/2)

Tony Blair has recently made some perfectly reasonable and convincing revisionist comments on the mass atrocities committed in Germany in the 1930s and 1940s. Well, when I say “perfectly reasonable and convincing,” that’s a bit of a stretch, but I’m…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Blair Warns Germany: Stop Apologizing for Mass Atrocities (1/2)