Posted in Human Interest World News

Iain Duncan Smith: ‘Saving the Disabled from Useless Suffering’ (2/2)

Don’t underestimate notable ‘quiet man’ Iain Duncan Smith. I mean, he was critical of Blair’s achingly well-meaning intervention in Afghanistan, so the Tories are obviously nicer than New Labour! The proof is in the pudding, after all. By their fruits…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Iain Duncan Smith: ‘Saving the Disabled from Useless Suffering’ (2/2)
Posted in Human Interest World News

Iain Duncan Smith: ‘Saving the Disabled from Useless Suffering’ (1/2)

Iain Duncan Smith has recently shed some Blair tears over disabled people in the UK. However, believe it or not, most disabled people have been so arrogant and ungrateful as to repudiate his compassionate conservatism! You know, for too long,…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Iain Duncan Smith: ‘Saving the Disabled from Useless Suffering’ (1/2)
Posted in Biz News Health

Have You Heard About Dyzastra?

Have you been feeling sluggish lately? Why not try Dyzastra? (“Di-ZAH-Struh”) Do you have a spare tire around your middle that you’d like to get rid of? How about trying Dyzastra? Stomach pain, the common cold and restless leg syndrome…

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Posted in Strange People War Zone

WikiLeaks Gets An Inside Look At Assad’s “Historic” Meeting With Putin

The famed web expose site WikiLeaks scored a mammoth coup this week with its hidden camera surveillance of the Assad/Putin meeting in Moscow. The leader of Syria and the President of Russia were presumably meeting to discuss their mutual concerns…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! WikiLeaks Gets An Inside Look At Assad’s “Historic” Meeting With Putin
Posted in War Zone World News

Blair: My Critics on Iraq Should Check Their Privilege (2/2)

The problem isn’t so much about not listening to voters. No, the problem is when the views of mere fallible, imperfect, and often downright ignorant and uneducated voters of mere mortal flesh and blood are… I mean, the problem is…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Blair: My Critics on Iraq Should Check Their Privilege (2/2)
Posted in War Zone World News

Blair: My Critics on Iraq Should Check Their Privilege (1/2)

Dynamic and charismatic political figure Tony Blair has recently made another helpful intervention, in order to clear up any confused ideas any mere ‘ordinary people’ may be stubbornly clinging to. Yes, the former Middle East peace envoy and architect of…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Blair: My Critics on Iraq Should Check Their Privilege (1/2)
Posted in Internets Tubes Politics

Glossy News Spam Surge: Establishment ‘Godwinbots’ to Blame (2/2)

As every establishment career politician knows, repetition is of the essence of persuasion. So, here’s a quick refresher on what the Godwinbots afflicting Glossy News and most of the serious internet are up to. Unpatriotic Pinko Troll Example #1:  Goering…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Glossy News Spam Surge: Establishment ‘Godwinbots’ to Blame (2/2)
Posted in Internets Tubes Politics

Glossy News Spam Surge: Establishment ‘Godwinbots’ to Blame (1/2)

The loyal vigilance of the Glossy News team is keeping your comments pages free from spam, from dawn to dusk. Glossy News is at the forefront of taking out spambots whenever and wherever they poke their thieving, parasitical tentacles. But…

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Posted in Biz News Politics

Faith in Fed Interest Rate Hike at All-Time High

WASHINGTON – Faith that the Federal Reserve Bank will finally raise interest rates, after years of broken promises, is now at an all-time high. “The Fed is really going to raise rates after our next meeting,” said Norman Bates, Chair…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Faith in Fed Interest Rate Hike at All-Time High
Posted in Human Interest Politics

Jeb Bush: I’m Not ‘White,’ Just a Regular Guy (2/2)

The old story continues: I AM NOT WHITE!!! Uh-uh-uhhh! I am Jeb Bush, and I’m not white. Forget it! I’m just a standard-issue regular guy, like every one of you.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Jeb Bush: I’m Not ‘White,’ Just a Regular Guy (2/2)