Category: Top Stories
Speaking Truth to Power: The Intercept is Defending Boehmermann’s Freedom with Full Consistency
In the past, I have been heavily critical of The Intercept, and of Glenn Greenwald’s stance on the Charlie Hebdo martyrs. However, I have noticed a pattern developing recently. First of all, upon the renewal of the fatwa against Salman…
Cruz & Khameini Gush: ‘End Big Privacy, Before You Get What’s Comin’ To Ya’
Ted Cruz has recently given stuck it to the man over our trembling, weak-kneed bending over for the nefarious forces of Big Privacy. His Most Exalted More True-Believe-ier Than Trumpness flashily remarks: The war on surveillance is motivated purely by…
Germany’s Humorless Strong Leader Hits the Bunker
Angela Merkel isn’t having such a good time right now; the not-so-Iron Chancellor’s craven capitulation to Erdogan looks like it may backfire. http://www.independent.co.uk/voices/angela-merkel-s-fawning-over-erdogan-will-put-the-turkish-president-not-jan-b-hmermann-in-the-dock-a6988076.html The article above refers to a previous precedent by the European Court of Human Rights as follows:
Devastating Campaign Trail Interview: Hillary ‘Misspeaks’ Over Links to Wall Street
Hillary Clinton is renowned for her talents in the highly competitive artistic fields of evasive and equivocal rhetoricmongering. How did she react recently when I grilled her about her ties to Wall Street? Wall Street? Uh, excuse me, but we’re…
US: ISIS Must Sign TTIP “Or Else…”
WASHINGTON – U.S. State Department spokesman Milo Minderbinder announced today that ISIS must sign the TTIP [Transatlantic Trade and Investment Partnership] treaty by year’s end “or else we will retaliate with extreme prejudice. All options are on the table!” “Terrorist…
Unanticipated Leak from Westminster Porn Star Generating Machine (Messy)
You ever wonder what your politicians get up to when your back is turned? Don’t be on edge any longer! These hard-working, rugged, men of the people always have their eye out for a new opportunity, and they never say…
Dear American Refugees, Welcome to Canada
Greetings, American Refugees, On behalf of the people of Canada, we would like to welcome you to our country. We hope you’ll enjoy your stay. We’re starting to worry about your nation’s apparent complete psychological breakdown. You were doing so…
The Vast ‘Neoliberal’ Conspiracy: Is the Current Debate Too Limited?
Is it it possible to confirm or deny being a #neoliberal, if the term is infinitely elastic? Was Stalin a #stateneoliberal, just like he was a #statecapitalist? Will the end of #capitalism be the end of #neoliberalism, or is the…
Israeli Nationalist/Hamas Mutual Divestment Plan Goes Surprisingly Harmoniously
Various centre-right and far-right nationalist parties in Israel, including Eretz Yisrael Shelanu and Yisrael Beiteinu, have decided to respond to the controversial BDS movement by coming up with a divestment project of their own. From now on, no member of…
Ode to the Wide Stance Republicans (Your Love is Wide)
My stance is wide My love is deep True Christian men Don’t judge lost sheep! I was only on my winding way I pitched my tent in a valley gay I didn’t mean to cause dismay My enemies lied upon…