Category: Top Stories
Charismatic Leader Quiz: Who Said It? Hitler or Tony Blair? (Part 2)
Did you enjoy Part 1??? 1 And just as [they] seek to divide humanity in hate, so we have to unify it around an idea. 2. When he decides, he divides. 3. In the life of nations, what in the…
Charismatic Leader Quiz: Who Said It? Hitler or Tony Blair? (Part 1)
Spot the difference between these two elected dictators! Don’t forget second helpings too of Tony ‘n’ Adolf… 1 I feel the hand of history upon our shoulders. 2 I go the way that Providence dictates with the assurance of a…
MRA Becomes Militant Dawah Activist
This is a new, previously unseen story, which I am publishing here in order to celebrate the release of The Great Flâneur Massacre. The latter satirical novella is being re-released on Amazon as part of The Great Flaneur Narrative on May 31! *** Rob…
Leaked TTIP Treaty: U.S. Must Win the Eurovision Song Contest
AMSTERDAM – According to secret terms of the TTIP treaty, recently leaked by Greenpeace Netherlands, the U.S. must finally be allowed to enter the Eurovision Song Contest. “Excluding the U.S. from the Eurovision Song Contest is a clear violation of…
Radical Marxist Ideologue IDS Threatens to Smash the ‘Bourgeois Treasury’
Radical moderate-political-Tory-ist and overgrown Trotskyite hooligan Iain Duncan Smith has finally rediscovered his radical roots. Frustrated with the petit-bourgeois false consciousness of the ideologically conditioned intellectuals (i.e. recent graduates!) in the civil service, he has threatened to smash, uh, ‘break…
Small Town Crime
I’ve lived in major metro areas my entire life – Albany, NY, Columbus, Miami, Pittsburgh, Philadelphia, and most recently, Seattle. They all had one disturbing characteristic in common – high levels of crime. Every year, it seems, the rates of…
Batshit Woo Peddler John Kerry Declares War on Lord Xenu
John Kerry is a man of the world, but now his flip-flopping has soared astronomically, to the point where it’s on a genuinely cosmic scale. Yes: no longer content with threatening the leaders of weak, divided countries in the Middle East…
2020 Vision: UK Election Prediction
Time to look back at an old piece of mine, and think about whether it’s just all about ‘way back then.’ http://glossynews.com/top-stories/unamerican-world-news/201505110348/london-riots-who-are-the-real-orwellians/ In scenes mirroring the previous general election, raving hordes of self-righteous middle-class career decents have taken to the…
Empire Danger, High Bombers (Song Parody: With Apologies to Electric Six)
Firebombs in Baghdad! Fire in the Middle East! Firebombs in Damascus! Fire rages from the horny beast! Don’t you want to know how to set kids on fire? It’s my desire, I’m a Tory liar!
Noël Coward Parody: Don’t Let’s Be Beastly to Jihadists
Noël Coward famously sang ‘Don’t Let’s be Beastly to the Germans!’ As always, the dour and humorless were not impressed. Yeah, Daily Mail link… I know! How things change in a few decades!