Unanticipated Leak from Westminster Porn Star Generating Machine (Messy)

You ever wonder what your politicians get up to when your back is turned? Don’t be on edge any longer! These hard-working, rugged, men of the people always have their eye out for a new opportunity, and they never say no to an expedient and enticing opportunity for engaging more intimately with their beloved constituents and members.

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The Wet-Dream Team: Having Great Britain’s Back and Making England Big Again!

Scameron Bliss

Foxy Liam

Major League Johnny

Gorgeous Gideon

Haguey-Bums 29

Nick Grabbafing

Fresh Grayling

Ian Pastie’s Senior

Tremblin’ Trimble

The Subs (Always Hanging on in there for the ‘Right’ Opportunity!)

Nigel Frottage (also accompanied by his flamboyant alter ego Niiigel Frottaaaaaaazh).

Norman Tappitt (also accompanied by his athletic, eager and high stamina alter egos: On Yer Bike Osborne and Brokeback Mirror George!)

With Token Guest Showing (So Far Publicly Undeclared)

Scameron Bacon

Scameron Pringle

Scameron Cadbury

Scameron Sarko

Scameron Sharko

Scameron Penny

Scameron Pennyfeather

And finally, last but not smallest:

Panama Camderson!

Author: Wallace Runnymede

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