My stance is wide
My love is deep
True Christian men
Don’t judge lost sheep!
I was only on my winding way
I pitched my tent in a valley gay
I didn’t mean to cause dismay
My enemies lied upon me, while I lay
They grasped my buckler
They took my shield
While I was dreaming in the field
A wretched Saul I am today
But I swear to you, I am totally NOT gay!
I was only sporting like Potiphar’s wife
Not leading a full-blown sinful life
I was just trying to see who I could be
Not damn my soul for all this whole great long eternity
It was all an idle game, like the play of Brahma
Oh, shit! No heathen! I meant Prophet Rama
Jesus doesn’t judge poor sinners
If it was only a meagre dinner
I didn’t feast like a Babylonian King
No true pious person has kissed my ring
I’m no naive Nimrod, nor tall Goliath
Just a humble servant, who craves his stipend
Please don’t think I look down on you
I prefer to look up, or just behind
Cos I’m a humble kinda guy
I won’t even begrudge you my share of pie!
The world has no love for wide stance guys
Well, they hate God too. So I’m not surprised!
So, please don’t judge this humble slave
Swagger’s pride corrupts…
But kneeling saves!