Category: Top Stories
Liberals VS Social Justice Warriors: Burn Them Books, Bigot
LIBERAL: Anyone who is too scared to refute an inflammatory writer should get the hell out of the way and let more courageous people do it. SJW: STOP TRIGGERING ME! The free marketplace of ideas isn’t infallible. What if they…
Just a Quick Reminder to Keep the Faith on Satire
This is Stephane Charbonnier, or ‘Charb,’ from Charlie Hebdo. He was murdered not long ago.
Canadians Obsessed with American Politics, Seek to Vote as Honourary Americans
Thousands of Canadians are lobbying the United States government to allow them to vote as honourary Americans in US elections, despite their lacking US citizenship, because they know more about the United States than Canada.
Racist Critics of North Korea & Saudi Arabia Should Check their Privilege! LULZ
The Myanmar Buddho-Marxist Junta, Jabhat-al-Nusra, North Korean Gulags, Saudi Dictatorship… These are all kind of problematic, but shouldn’t we be focusing on REAL PROBLEMS, like campus cafeterias plundering Indian culinary traditions, or men having inappropriate postures on the Tube….
Pollsters Predict Catastrophic UK General Election Defeat For Conservatives
UK polling organisations have today published their predictions for the June 8th UK General Election. They forecast unanimously that the Conservatives will suffer a crushing defeat, losing their majority in parliament.
United Airlines Brings Back Its Friendly Skies
Lately, United Airlines’ longstanding motto, Fly the Friendly Skies, has taken a serious tumble. On a recent flight four passengers were told they had to disembark to make room for airline personnel.
The Poetry Of Sarah Palin
I SHOT AN ARROW I shot an arrow Into the air It came down And pegged a hare. My rifle I shot so straight and true And brought me down a caribou. Moose when they see my trail they quake…
Exclusive Tour Inside a B-17 Bomber
NOTE FROM WALLACE: Those interested in military history will find this fascinating. Not many people reading will have found themselves behind the controls of a B-17 bomber. Perhaps a few have. Do you have any memories? Was it a museum…
From Blair Effect to Cameron? How Long Before Dave Starts Making Helpful Public ‘Interventions?’
One of the most hilarious things on Twitter is the apparently non-satirical interventions Tony Blair makes in public life. But it turns out brave Dave hasn’t exactly retired to have a wank in his yacht either!
Not Funny: Another Tasteless Joke About Syria (It Doesn’t Taste of Bitter Orange Though)
What’s the difference between moderate Syrian choppers and an impotent autocrat?