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Richard Dawkins to Open a Sustainable Fish and Chip Shop
OXFORD, ENGLAND – Richard Dawkins, professor emeritus and former chair of public understanding of science at Oxford University has announced plans to open a new fish and chip shop that aims to serve up a sustainable catch. Professor Dawkins explained: Cod…
In his Lonely Hour, Trump Embraces the Swamp
April arrives, and like seasons, brings cherry blossoms to bloom in Washington D.C. One side or another deflowers the hopes of Liberty or the Peace Movement. Trump has embraced warfare and the welfare state. The swamp will take away the…
(Meme): A Lesson from the Donald
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Bush Memes: Dead Dynasty, but their Devastation Lives On….
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Here Come the Trots: The Best Trotskyite Chat-Up Lines for Discerning Middle-Class Bachelors
Everybody loves a good Trot. These lovers have got it all: Sobriety, solemnity, petit-bourgeois decency, and best of all… An utter crapload of unrelieved sexual frustration! I coulda said ‘planet-sized intellect’ too, but… Nah! Have a go with these and…
Stalinism Has Never Been So Funny… Or Ridiculous. A Social Justice Joke
You ever hear the one about the Stalinist SJW?
Peering Through the Net
Please remember that the great sages of Christianity, Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, and most faiths, still have a great deal to teach people. Try and put aside any metaphysical prejudices you may have (or indeed fear of such!) and don’t let…
What If The Governments of the World Were Run Like Game Shows? (2/2)
TRUTH OR CONSEQUENCES Contestants will don the uniform of their countries secret police to torment detainees, both legitimate and innocent, for information. The players will be judged on both the quality of the information acquired and the inventiveness of…
What If The Governments of the World Were Run Like Game Shows? (1/2)
In many countries of the world the government is the sole producer of all television broadcasting. They decide what will be aired, what will be written, who will star in what and who will be shot for making the wrong…