Category: War Zone
Russian Spy Ring Busted-Up in Nudist Camp
Venice, Fla – GlossyNews.com – Where the Sun Don’t Shine Nudist Camp in Venice, Fla was the scene of a recent major FBI raid as agents, posing as nudist camp members, sprang a trap on a dozen alleged Russian spies…
CIA Secret Operation “Xbox 360 Fever” Underway to Topple Taliban
The CIA is mum on a new secret operation designed to take the Taliban out once and for all. The concept of Operation “Xbox 360 Fever” is based on this country’s own experience with realistic computer games. “It is mainly…
Why Gaddhafi Should be Made the US President
With all the problems we have in the U.S. today, it is truly astounding that a simple answer to them exists already and no one has thought of it. Simply make Muammar Gaddhafi the President of the U.S.! The logic…
Subsidi-Farm Ramps up Medical Marijuana Production to Fund Libyan War
Cultivation of the US Government’s own strain of cannabis known as mellow-yellow by a government-sanctioned agricultural group known as Subsidi-Farm is being ramped up in order to help raise money for the latest war in Libya. The coffers are running…
Al Qaeda Confirms Bin Laden Dead; Organizational Changes
CAIRO — Al Qaeda issued this statement to Internet militant websites: “We regret to announce that our Premier Leader, Usama bin Laden was killed Monday in plain sight at his home in the city of Abbottabad, Pakistan.
Local Man Finally Figures Out Where Libya Is
De Moines, IA – GlossyNews.com – Charles Pulowski was finally able to join co-workers in conversations about the political unrest in the middle east after examining a toy globe, belonging to his son, that was located in his living room…
Released from Gitmo, Right Back to Terrorism
Usually reclusive Rock phenomenon Faisal X spoke to reporters this week about stardom, musical influences and career goals. “My roots; middle class upbringing in Jordan. Studying engineering in France when I got radicalized. Next thing I’m lugging ammo boxes over…
New Donor Cards Provide Cheney Opt-out Option
Bending to demand from potential organ donors, the World Organ Donor Bank, which issues organ donor cards, has printed a box on their cards that allows donors to opt-out when it comes to donating a heart to Vice-President and war…
Openly Gay Soldier Personally Loses War on Terror
Washington 2011: The official cause of America’s loss in the Afghanistan war has been traced to an openly gay soldier. The unidentified soldier, known as “Pretty Tony “ by his fellow soldiers, enlisted soon after the military dropped its opposition…
China is Eating Our Lunch – And It’s Dim-Sum, Dim Bulb
The relief guard approached the other guard as he was on his watch. As usual Cecil’s mind was fixed on some inner scene; his eyes half closed and blank, his face dumb and peaceful like a cow in a field…