1 The government’s my saviour; I shall not dissent. 2 He telleth me lies of great imposture; he swiftly stealeth from me, yet still he launders.
WASHINGTON – Politicians and media pundits from both political perspectives have called on President Trump to attack Russia as soon as possible to prove once and for all that he is not colluding with Russia. “The only way for Trump…
Yahoo! Bomb bomb bomb, bomb-bomb Iran! Bomb bomb bomb, bomb-bomb Iran!
Hamish Leonardo Kraftwerker Magee, Chief Druid of Dumfries, (previously known as Third Baron Trevelyan Montague of High Wycombe), has narrowly escaped being sent to Guantanamo Bay on the grounds of being a jihadist militant.
Yo, brother, let’s stone it! ISIS ISIS baby ISIS ISIS baby
Greetings, slaves and serfs of the Neverending and Victorious Project of Our Common Humanity! There is much divisive talk playing off ‘the Party of Humanity’ and ‘the party of the Caliphate.’
In honour of the couple with the son ‘Jihad,’ I’m going to call my son Blitzkrieg. Now I do hope nobody finds this objectionable…
Your firewall will never save you From our dread and mighty drones
During the 2016 elections, a Super PAC called “Correct the Record” (CTR for short) stated their goal of seeking out untrue stories and debunking them on social media. Trump supporters, led by Moscow, jumped on this as supposed proof that…
Further to yesterday’s story about the NRA’s “100% favorable” rating for ISIS, it gets worse. The NRA are now marching against the tyrannical nuclear disarmament of US citizens.
ISIS and the NRA. One are a radical gang of gun-toting ideological extremists, the other are a corrupt alliance of dangerous idiots who owe their existence purely to the corruption, greed and stupidity of the Washington establishment.
Here are some lightly-edited tweets of mine, poking fun at and exposing the neoconservative menace. Don’t forget to follow me! Neocons are Lord Sauron, who covet the Ring of Power for evil’s sake. Liberal Interventionists are Saruman, the ‘moral’ alternative!
Pacifism and Perfectionism It is necessary to distinguish between a conscientious objection where one refuses to serve in the Armed forces; versus a kind of intrusive, interventionist and deeply sanctimonious hyper-pacifism which would snatch the gun from the hand of…
Hillary Clinton has provided some typically sophistical responses to old One Tongue Johnny’s recent arguments against ‘the Globalist-Humanitarian jargon of “Crimes Against Humanity” and “Genocide.”‘ Let’s hope we can keep her on topic; I know she has a habit to digress…
Former Prime Minister and most hated man in Britain Tony Blair has recently dropped a devastating bombshell that is sure to restore his flagging reputation beyond all measure.
Having met with top campaign contributor and social media guru Vladimir Putin, Trump came out glowing with the announcement that Alaska will be returned to Russia for “a full refund, cash!”
Cheney’s Hoover Memorial Lecture: ‘We Must Stand Firm Against Paranoid Belligerent Autocrats of Pyongyang’ (2/2)
This is the tail end of Richard ‘Clever Dick’ Cheney’s speech from last time.