Posted in War Zone

CIA Hymnbook: Government Beatitudes (VII)

Blessed are the poor in Syria, For our planes shall hurl down hellfire. Blessed are those in Mosul, For they shall be cremated.

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CIA Hymnbook (VI): Satanic Psalm 23 (The Government’s my Saviour)

1 The government’s my saviour; I shall not dissent. 2 He telleth me lies of great imposture; he swiftly stealeth from me, yet still he launders.

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CIA Hymnbook (V): Sanctus, Benedictus

God is great; and we all know and agree that the Government is the Greatest God of All! So here’s a hymn to their humble servants.

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Posted in Politics War Zone

Trump Should Attack Russia to Take Heat off RussiaGate Scandal, Experts Say

WASHINGTON – Politicians and media pundits from both political perspectives have called on President Trump to attack Russia as soon as possible to prove once and for all that he is not colluding with Russia. “The only way for Trump…

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Posted in Music War Zone

John McCain Releases Edgy Beach Boys Parody (Bomb Bomb Bomb, Bomb-Bomb Iran!)

Yahoo! Bomb bomb bomb, bomb-bomb Iran! Bomb bomb bomb, bomb-bomb Iran!

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Druids and Pagans Curiously Favourable Towards Islamic State / ISIS

Hamish Leonardo Kraftwerker Magee, Chief Druid of Dumfries, (previously known as Third Baron Trevelyan Montague of High Wycombe), has narrowly escaped being sent to Guantanamo Bay on the grounds of being a jihadist militant.

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Posted in Music War Zone

ISIS, ISIS Baby! Is the Caliphate Ready for Yet Another Vanilla Ice Parody?

Yo, brother, let’s stone it! ISIS ISIS baby ISIS ISIS baby

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Posted in War Zone World News

Important Message from the Jihadist-Humanitarian Industrial Complex

Greetings, slaves and serfs of the Neverending and Victorious Project of Our Common Humanity! There is much divisive talk playing off ‘the Party of Humanity’ and ‘the party of the Caliphate.’

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Exciting New Marketing Slogans for ISIS

The Islamic State has been pretty much wiped out. So, they need a bit of fresh marketing expertise. That’s where you and me come in!

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Posted in Religionism War Zone

Don’t Be Intolerant to the Nazi Community: ‘Blitzkrieg’ is Not an Offensive Name

In honour of the couple with the son ‘Jihad,’ I’m going to call my son Blitzkrieg. Now I do hope nobody finds this objectionable…

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Posted in Religionism War Zone

CIA Hymnbook III: Your Firewall Will Never Save You

Your firewall will never save you From our dread and mighty drones

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Posted in Politics War Zone

Despite what Moscow says, Shareblue is NOT Correct The Record

During the 2016 elections, a Super PAC called “Correct the Record” (CTR for short) stated their goal of seeking out untrue stories and debunking them on social media. Trump supporters, led by Moscow, jumped on this as supposed proof that…

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Posted in Politics War Zone

New Low for NRA: Gun Nuts Plot March Against the ‘Nuclear Disarmament’ of US Citizens

Further to yesterday’s story about the NRA’s “100% favorable” rating for ISIS, it gets worse. The NRA are now marching against the tyrannical nuclear disarmament of US citizens.

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Posted in Politics War Zone

ISIS Get Top 100% Approval Rating from NRA Gun Lobby

ISIS and the NRA. One are a radical gang of gun-toting ideological extremists, the other are a corrupt alliance of dangerous idiots who owe their existence purely to the corruption, greed and stupidity of the Washington establishment.

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Weaponized Sarcasm: Some Snarky Tweets on Neocons

Here are some lightly-edited tweets of mine, poking fun at and exposing the neoconservative menace. Don’t forget to follow me! Neocons are Lord Sauron, who covet the Ring of Power for evil’s sake. Liberal Interventionists are Saruman, the ‘moral’ alternative!

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Posted in Politics War Zone

Random Thoughts (V): Not All Pacifists are Created Equal

Pacifism and Perfectionism It is necessary to distinguish between a conscientious objection where one refuses to serve in the Armed forces; versus a kind of intrusive, interventionist and deeply sanctimonious hyper-pacifism which would snatch the gun from the hand of…

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Posted in Politics War Zone

Hillary Clinton Defends Crimes Against Humanity & Genocide

Hillary Clinton has provided some typically sophistical responses to old One Tongue Johnny’s recent arguments against ‘the Globalist-Humanitarian jargon of “Crimes Against Humanity” and “Genocide.”‘ Let’s hope we can keep her on topic; I know she has a habit to digress…

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Posted in War Zone World News

Blair Bombshell: “Tories Ignored my Warning Not to Intervene in Libya”

Former Prime Minister and most hated man in Britain Tony Blair has recently dropped a devastating bombshell that is sure to restore his flagging reputation beyond all measure.

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Trump Scores “Tremendous” Deal w/Putin, Gets Full Refund on Alaska

Having met with top campaign contributor and social media guru Vladimir Putin, Trump came out glowing with the announcement that Alaska will be returned to Russia for “a full refund, cash!”

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Posted in Education War Zone

Cheney’s Hoover Memorial Lecture: ‘We Must Stand Firm Against Paranoid Belligerent Autocrats of Pyongyang’ (2/2)

This is the tail end of Richard ‘Clever Dick’ Cheney’s speech from last time.

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