Category: Strange People
Justifiable Justice – Making the Punishment Ergonomic with the Crime
Punishments for crime have become rote in our modern society. A person can murder any number of people and still be allowed to live his life out even though he is less that worthless to the society which allows him…
KKK Tell us What Real Rap is All About
Previous version published on The Spoof, entitled: “KKK: Underground Rap A-OK, but ONLY Underground Rap.” Well hey, some classics just bear repeating. You can’t seriously tell me my remixes are inferior to those of, say, Axwell and all those dudes….
You Heard it Here First: Clinton Finally Admits Lying
In a gently-conducted interview (surprisingly gentle!) on his home turf of MSNBC, Bill Clinton has actually admitted telling a lie. Huh? Ya what? Yes, this is pretty much unprecedented in American history. See the following astonishing words from Clinton: I…
Sarah Palin’s On-Air Stroke Fact Checked (Part Two) – Video
Sarah Palin may still be a cash-worthy draw for the red meat crowd anxious for nothing more than talking points. Well, in her case, barking points. I’m not saying she’s barking because she’s a bitch. No, that would be a…
Fact-Checking Sarah Palin’s Incomprehensible Speech
Sarah Palin was invited to spew a lahar of molten cuckoo at the Iowa Freedom Summit, proudly sponsored by Citizens United. She did not fail to fail to impress. I took it upon myself to fact-check her statements, and there…
“Cool Hat Guy” Spotted at KFC
Seattle, WA-Local employees were abuzz yesterday when something unexpected happened. A good looking guy sporting a smooth beard and one of those cool knit Beanie hats strolled in to order some extra crispy. “This doesn’t happen here, it just doesn’t,”…
George Zimmerman Loses Guns, Gains 2003 Ford F-350
George Zimmerman, best known for shooting and killing the unarmed 17 year-old African-American Trayvon Martin, was back in a Seminole County Courthouse this week, having been arrested for and summarily convicted of aggravated assault for allegedly throwing a wine bottle…
Serial Peeping Tom “Dirty” Joe Palestine Thanks Supporters
NEW BRUNSWICK, NJ – In an interview with Glossy News, Middlesex Adult Corrections Facility inmate “Dirty” Joe Palestine proclaimed his innocence and announced his heartfelt appreciation for the millions of people around the world who agree that Palestine deserves his…
ISIS Is Looking For A Few Screwed-Up Men………And Women
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Florida Woman Assaults Twin Over Boyfriend, Vibrator [Video News]
Heidi Creamer, yes, her real name, assaulted her buxom blonde twin sister Holly Creamer, also her real name, over a vibrator. You think I’m joking, but this isn’t satire, it’s Florida. It’s God’s idea of satire. Scroll down to watch…