Category: Religionism
Facing SOC 101 Test, Man Makes Peace w/ God
MIDDELTOWN – With the frightening prospect of his last test this semester for SOC 101 at Lord Fairfax Community College heightening, Bo Buzby is heading to church. “I simply cannot afford to go through with this trial without first making…
Biblical Definition of Marriage Unfortunately Defined (comic)
You know how those who thump the Bible hardest are also those who are the least likely to have actually read it? Well this comic points it all out. The marriage equality movement isn’t seeking to redefine marriage any more…
Breaking News: Ayatollah Converts to Judaism
TEHRAN – Millions of Iranians have been left dumbfounded after the Ayatollah Khomeini announced his conversion to Judaism. News agencies in Iran say the Supreme Leader underwent his change of faiths early Wednesday and chose to make an announcement only…
God Gay
In a stunning revelation that is set to turn the Christian world on its head, Almighty God has admitted that He is a homosexual. The Lord Above also talked at length about the “steamy and tumultuous relationship” He has had…
Immigrants Hesitant, Lukewarm to Christian Traditions (Comic)
We all know what time of year it is, so without further ado, here’s our holiday installment. Click image to see it full-size.
Learn Easter from Your Kids: Zombie Jesus Brings Gold (Video)
My kids attend weekly Awana meetings, where they learn about how letting people talk about Jesus can result in candy and prizes. For the true magic of Jesus, I had to share with them a bit of the practical side….
Report: Churches to Outnumber Christians by 2035
INDIANAPOLIS – According to a study conducted by the United States Census Bureau, the number of Churches located in Indiana is likely to become higher than the state’s total number of Christians by the year 2035. The findings, which were…
Sinead O’Connor Shreds Picture of Pope Benedict XVI, Everyone Cheers
Sinead O’Connor has been vindicated. The news of Pope Benedict XVI stepping down as head of the Vatican left a world stunned, but according to reports, Sinead O’Connor didn’t miss a beat. At a recent concert, she appeared on stage…
God Privately Admits He Doesn’t Have Plan for Disabled Boy
HEAVEN – Speaking off-the-record Friday, the Lord God privately admitted that he did not have a concrete plan for local disabled boy Dwight Bowers, who was born paralyzed from the waist down. Even though the excitable 6-year-old is routinely assured…
Prayer Warriors Return From Battle With Hugo Chavez
A group of faithful prayer warriors, armed with nothing more than their bibles and a long history of religious indoctrination, are slowly returning to their normal lives after what they describe as their victory over evil. They find vindication for…