Category: Religionism
Where Have All the Santas Gone? (Comic)
You remember all those wonderful Santas you met as a child. They were kind, courteous, gracious, patient and loving. But, at least according to this cartoon, they all have on big thing in common. Click on the image to see…
Jesus Just Assumed That Republicans Knew About His Socialist Leanings
WASHINGTON D.C. – Speaking amid right-wing concerns that the United States is slowly becoming a socialist nation, Jesus Christ insisted Thursday that he just sort of assumed that members of the Republican Party – which comprises some of his most…
Rush Limbaugh Blasts Pope Francis & the Jesus he Rode in on!
Responding to Pope Francis’s warning that the “idolatry of money” leads to a “new tyranny,” the conservative radio talk show host Rush Limbaugh spoke on behalf of the demonic powers that govern the material world and that only genuine followers…
Orthodox Jewish School Expels 7th Grader Who Can’t Grow Beard
An Orthodox Jewish School in West Florida has expelled a 12-year-old student for not adhering to part of the school’s dress code dealing with grooming. Nathan O’Malley attends Hebrew Jr. High in Pensacola, Florida. According to reports, O’Malley was asked…
Pope Francis’s Superficial Christlikeness is Miraculous, Observers Say
Dateline: VATICAN—Experts agree that Pope Francis has made a concerted effort to change people’s impression of the Catholic Church, by adopting a less ostentatious style of public relations, leading non-Christians and Christians alike to be astonished that a Christian in…
Hardline Atheists Condemn Sleep & Sex as Irrational!
Dateline: SPRINGFIELD, MI—Speaking jointly at a press conference after coming to a unanimous decision at this year’s Skepticon, held at Missouri State University, representatives of the New Atheist movement condemned sleep and sex for being irrational. “Religious faith is clearly…
God Getting Worryingly Into Disaster Movies
HEAVEN – In what proved a serious concern for the International Community Saturday, unconfirmed sources described how His Lordship Almighty God has “really been getting into the disaster movie genre recently,” adding: “He’s watched Twister, like, 8 times in the…
Breaking – Heofon: A New Non-Secular World On The Horizon?
Topeka, KS, USA—During a special televised press briefing simulcast on FOX news and CBN this past Tuesday, a small group of faith-based engineers and Liberty University geologists, along with biologists working out of Central Christian College, as well as home-schooled…
An Open Letter to Al Queda and its Branch Affiliates
Good day, guys. How is it going? Blow up anything fun today? Shoot your quota of infidels yet? OK, sorry you’re having a bad day. Just a few questions I wanted to ask you guys. (I am assuming you are…
Conservative Group Angered over Leftish Bias of Bible Translations
The Freedom Under a Christian Ruled Society (FUCRS) today announced their outright disgust at bible translations with a blatantly liberal agenda and plans to have the Good Book translated from the New Living Translation to one that meets their political…