Category: Society
Prophet of Doom Cheated Out of his Due Respect
Dateline: Year 2032, somewhere in the former United States—After the collapse of Western civilization in 2031, followed by the ruination of the rest of the planet, a self-proclaimed former prophet of doom has been reminding the survivors that he told…
Male Sperm Counts Lower; Women Blamed
Researchers from Israel, The US, Denmark and Australia have reported that male sperm counts have declined 60% in the past 40 years and claim that women simply aren’t doing enough to give their man a good, hard stiffie.
Beautiful Women Conceal Their Hotness to Attract Nice Guys
Dateline: NEW YORK—A growing number of beautiful single women curse their physical charms, fearing that worthy men aren’t attracted to them so much as intimidated and liable to defecate in their pants before even thinking of approaching them. Dailywellnesspro has…
Northern Proverbs: Drug ‘Em Up Like a Raet Smack’ead
Northern England has the best proverbs. Trust me. You’re gonna love ’em! All these wise sayings. Incredible! Crack before port, is a well good snort.
Club Punishes Talk Show Audiences for Drowning out Guests with Lingering Applause
Dateline: LOS ANGELES—Investigators have uncovered a club devoted to shaming audience members of American talk shows whose clapping and other loud reactions to the guests’ remarks often drown out what the guests are saying, wasting the time of the viewers…
Gallows Humor Flash Fiction: The Well-Meaning Good Burgher of Cologne
Last night my foster son came back and shat all over my carpet, raped my daughter, and set the house on fire. My wife was angry and told me to give him a hiding.
We Are A Fly On The Wall At The Republican Formation Of The New Health Plan.
We are a fly on the wall at the Republican formation of the new health plan. “What are we going to do?” whispered Mitch McConnell secretly to Mike Pence. “If we don’t get this new AbominableCare bill through our handlers…
Bristol Palin Converts to Islam, Promotes Chastity Agenda for Iran
After her Bristolgate scandals of a few years back, the crisis-hit daughter of Sarah Palin has decided to turn over a new leaf. Sick of the hypocrisy of conservative evangelicals, she has decided to convert to Islam instead.
Catholics Flee the Church: “Apostate” Pope Francis Peddles Masturbation “Heresy”
After recent controversial opinions on divorce and gay people, the authority of Pope Francis was already shaky. But now his most contentious radical liberal intervention yet has shaken the Catholic Church to the very core. Even the most hard-nosed dogmatists…
Freedom of Speech is Not Up for Debate (Meme)
There’s always some excuse. ‘Hate speech is not freedom of speech!’