Category: Society
‘Fearless Romantic Charmer’ (Creep?) Marries Bradford Lass After 100 Unexpected Cafe Visits (2/2)
Last time: The best thing of all is when I suddenly had a knock on the upstairs window at 4 am; the poor bugger had followed me home around 6 pm, and had finally plucked up the courage to speak…
‘Fearless Romantic Charmer’ (Creep?) Marries Bradford Lass After 100 Unexpected Cafe Visits (1/2)
A hearty Yorkshire lass from Bradford has finally married the lad of her dreams, after the dogged persistence of her beau-to-be finally won her round. Lucy Scappaticci, who works at the Baker’s End Cafe, first noticed Wee Davie Singh when…
Heathrow Discrimination Case: Air Traffic Controller Exposed as an Orchestra Conductor
Heathrow airport air traffic controller Adam Powis 51, has been exposed as an orchestra conductor and subsequently sacked. Heathrow boss Tom Stacey commented:
Jeremy Corbyn Denounces ‘Islamophobic Stereotypes’ Surrounding ISIS ‘Rapists’
Fresh from throwing Sarah Champion under the off-peak Trot Train after her article about predominantly Pakistani Muslim grooming gangs, Jeremy Corbyn has continued his heroic crusade against Islamophobia… By challenging ignorant right-wing neoliberal mainstream establishment stereotypes about the Islamic State.
Funny Story, Unfunny Reality: Where to Draw the Line of Removing Monuments?
Satire World is a controversial site: but this article does raise a serious point.
Nostradamus vs. Obama… & Trump
Occident, Evening Lands, Seething Swamp A Splendid Virtue’s Master Shall Arise.
Northern Bible I: The Disciples Mansplain the Resurrection
Mary Magdalene: He is risen! Come and see the empty tomb! Peter: Calm down, love. You’re obviously getting a bit emotional. Shouldn’t you be sweeping the ‘ouse now, anyroad?
Britain’s NHS Offers Free Racial Reassignment Surgery to Transracial Community
Following the pioneering path charted by Rachel Dolezal, the UK’s Transracial Community are finally emerging from the shadows, into the full light of day. The steadily-growing and increasingly vocal Transracial lobby in the UK are now making full-throated demands for…
Liberals Accused of Insensitivity for Mocking Mentally-Disordered President Trump
Dateline: WASHINGTON, D.C.—Martha Mollycoddle, the mother of a man diagnosed as a psychopath and currently undergoing treatment in a hospital for the criminally insane, has begun a campaign to shame liberals and Democrats for mocking President Trump as a result…
God Praised for Outfitting Donald Trump with Self-Destruct Button
Dateline: LOS ANGELES—Thousands of Americans, who resist Donald Trump’s presidency on the grounds that he is literally a psychopath, have formed a religious group calling for praise of God for supplying the psychopath Donald Trump with a self-destruct button. The…