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Nostradamus vs. Obama… & Trump

Nostradamus vs. Obama… & Trump

Occident, Evening Lands, Seething Swamp

A Splendid Virtue’s Master Shall Arise.

Hope and Change,

Complacent On-the-Job Training,

The Iron Locust Wings her Flight.

Horror and Despair Seize th’Aged Levant,

Their Jesting Emperor Takes His Full Heart’s Ease.


Saffron, Citron, Bitterness of the Ages

Great August Queen of Heaven Wails Her Last

Fire, Brimstone, Blasphemy Against All Virtues

Perdition’s Clown Makes Clerics Quake with Terror

The Eastern Skies Will Flash with Omens

The Occidental Darkness Trembles, Troubled


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