Category: Society
Personalised Plates Hit for Homophobia
A score of “offensive” vehicle registration plates have been withdrawn from a Smegmashire DVLA auction as they might well fall under the politically-incorrect categories of ‘homophobic’, ‘sexist’, racist’ or ‘anarchist’ and breach one or another of the new European Fascist…
Air India Title Fight – Pilots vs Cabin Crew
Further scandal hits basket case Air India with news that pilots and cabin crew manning an international flight bound for Dehli got into an argument because the flight route had to be changed last minute because of a huge storm…
America’s Health Insurers Blow Millions on High Priced Hook
Just when you thought America’s health insurance companies couldn’t kick us any harder in the collective ass, comes the news that the insurance industry has paid coo-coo bucks for a study which says that if the present proposed health care…
UK Stimulus Requires Peasants to Get Booze Licences
In what may well prove to be the most stupid law to be introduced since their last stupid law caused a public outcry and political brouhaha the EU’s fascist ‘Triple Six’ Department for Total Control has decided – in their…
Egyptian Student Skips Homework, Beaten on the Knuckles, Chest, Skull
An Egyptian court has sentenced a schoolteacher to 300 hours of community service work for beating a pupil to death because he had not done his homework. Maths teacher Atilla bin Atwatt threw the 15 year-old schoolboy out of the…
Dodgy Deviant Gets Ceo Position, As Expected
The New Labour government’s childcare watchdog Ofsted has been heavily criticised by every bugger and their dog after appointing a dodgy deviant official – once embroiled in a notorious paedophile scandal – to a senior post in the organisation. The…
Ask Hank: My Lousy Husband
Dear Hank, I’m a happily married 48 year old woman with a wonderful husband and five great kids. But something’s bothering me. For the last six months my husband has been coming home late several nights a week with liquor…
Trigger Happy Cops Off Scot-Free on “My Bad” Defense
The UK’s Independent Police Complaints Commission today publicly announced its disgraceful and scandalous decision not to censure or prosecute the shit-for-brains gun-toting plods who couldn’t tell the difference between a fanatical Ethiopian suicide bombing Jihadi terrorist and a happy-go-lucky Latino…
Blue M&Ms Set for Medical Trials
Rochester Medical Center, New York —An announcement today by the spokesperson of the Rochester Medical Center in New York confirmed that the Mars Candy Company will stage an historic three-year long medical trial with their blue M&Ms candy.
Vatican: New Shroud of Turin Best Yet
ROME, ITALY — The Vatican Museum today announced in a press release that the latest reproduction of the Shroud of Turin is of such great artistic quality that the Museum is immediately adopting it as the “new, God’s only recognized…