Posted in Environment

Something Lewd And Disgusting Is Happening In Our Woods

There is a great and disgusting problem afoot and I would like to ask you, dear readers, to help me in the eradication of it. I would like to create a petition and get as many concerned Americans as possible…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Something Lewd And Disgusting Is Happening In Our Woods
Posted in Technology

Environmentalists Unite To Support Effing Fracking In California??? What The Frack?

A strange new development has occurred in the continued battle behind the oil industry and environmentalists over the use of fracking. Fracking, for those unfamiliar with the term, is the new art of pumping chemical laden water back into an…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Environmentalists Unite To Support Effing Fracking In California??? What The Frack?
Posted in Environment Human Interest

A Bag For Life Not Just For Christmas

Following the extremely successful campaign ‘A Dog is For Life Not Just For Christmas’ the Dogs Trust have strayed a little from their charter by embracing the same slogan for ‘bag for life’. The Dogs Trust have found that there…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! A Bag For Life Not Just For Christmas
Posted in Technology

Too Much Data? Google To Lease Storage Space In People’s Heads

Internet giant Google has come up with a solution to its data storage problems. The exponential growth in the use of the Internet has caused many of the top web site facilities to experience excruciating problems with where to put…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Too Much Data? Google To Lease Storage Space In People’s Heads
Posted in Health Science

Leaked Torture Study Truly Unbelievable

What follows is an excerpt from a leaked torture study titled Judicious Use of Cognitive and Physical Trauma to Elicit Psychic Response–By Dr.Gunter Chang. This is not for the feint of heart or the wobbly of knees. Read ahead with…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Leaked Torture Study Truly Unbelievable
Posted in Technology

I Bought My Computer, But Bill Gates Still Owns It

At least that’s the way it seems… I bought my Sony Vaio Mini (which I am happy with except for its unfortunate affiliation with the a fore mentioned gentleman) after a bad run of karma with my prior two computers….

WTF?! Click now to find out more! I Bought My Computer, But Bill Gates Still Owns It
Posted in Science & Technologizzy

Osama’s “24”; Transition to Hell Documented

Anxious to give Hollywood even more in-depth details surrounding the hunt and “sanctioned removal” of Osama Bin Laden, the Obama Administration has unwittingly acknowledged the existence of innovative new technology. Using the Baal2012 SuperComputer leased by StrangleCorp, the government has…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Osama’s “24”; Transition to Hell Documented
Posted in Gadgets & Gizmos

StrangleCorp to Bid on Navy Rail Gun Project

StrangleCorp has announced its intention to bid on the Navy’s Electromagnetic Railgun Project after the current testing cycle is complete. “We’ve been watching BAE System’s and General Atomics’ progress through the prototype stage very closely and we’re pretty confident that…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! StrangleCorp to Bid on Navy Rail Gun Project
Posted in Environment

In Animal Kingdom, Doin’ Big Nasty Is Sometimes Real Nasty

Human beings appear to be the only creatures that can have sex sheerly out of pleasure. The animals seem to do it mostly as a matter of course. I mean, can you imagine a lobster having pleasure out of intercourse?…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! In Animal Kingdom, Doin’ Big Nasty Is Sometimes Real Nasty
Posted in Gadgets & Gizmos Television

Train Obliterates Texting Driver; Darwin Unsurprised

Paranormal investigators have recently reported unprecedented EMF activity, with some saying it’s like Stephen King got struck by lightning. Those off the dial readings are attributed to a curious event in the life of Theresa Caputo, star of TLC’s “Long…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Train Obliterates Texting Driver; Darwin Unsurprised