Category: Technology
Young Walmart Folk Discouraged About Making Ends-Meat (!), Learn New Recipe
Having worked at a dime over minimum wage, Maria Jones appreciates the part-time wages from Walmart. She’s struggled, but a new, FREE recipe handed down from the notoriously progressive management has solved almost all her problems.
Last Remaining Author Paid by Parakeet
Dateline: Cubicle District 64, Year 2028—Mystifying tens of millions of authors, Horatio Masterson is the only remaining writer who is still somehow being paid for his work, and in this exclusive report, we reveal the secret of his success.
Militant Gamers Vs X-Box Censors: ‘SAD, PATHETIC LOSERS with a Lot of Time on Their Hands!!!!’
The recent decision to remove X Box users for cursing while Microsoft merrily trawl their data has resulted in a serious backlash. X-Box gamers are now accusing Micosoft of being idle, unfocused losers who have nothing better to do than…
Mark Zuckerberg Removed from World’s Richest Humans List on a Technicality
Cunning Valley resident and sneaky human analog Mark Zuckerberg has been removed from the Forbes Richest list on the technicality that he has failed to provide proof of his humanity.
What Steps To Follow To Open Torrent Files
If you are a torrentz lover then you know that The Pirate Bay has been blocked on many ISP’s accross WorldWide. Now to access the TPB you need to use some kind of proxies from the countries where the pirate…
Dating on Chat Roulette: For Happy & Optimistic People!
Meeting the right person to marry and to create a family with is a big challenge, which will determine the rest of your life and your level of overall happiness. But where to find the one who is your absolute…
Favourite NES Games on Your Modern Device
Playing all those old Nintendo games we know and love is now possible without buying outdated consoles.
Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm Agent Materializes Enroute to Mars
State Farm is an American Insurance company which prides themselves on terrible ads, as well as impossibly lofty promises; so it’s no wonder Elon Musk chose them to insure his Midnight Red Tesla Roadster. But when he called in his…
Dear Adobe: Paying Customers Shouldn’t be 2nd Class to Pirates… Sort it Out
As a paying customer, there’s a certain level of quality, service, and support I expect when using your products. If I’m paying hundreds of dollars a year, I shouldn’t get a worse experience than pirates enjoy… I mean, why wouldn’t…
How Did I Get our Facebook Page to Take Off? Advice for Bloggers…
It’s very important for satire sites to get a page on Facebook. So it’s not surprising that Glossy News has our own Facebook page. (Don’t forget to like it, after you’ve shared this article!) But for quite a while, our…