Category: The Rest

Dateline: NY CITY—Miss Marylou Ditsy is suing Women Studies departments in colleges across the United States, for creating an atmosphere of political correctness that she alleges has prevented her from sleeping her way to the top.

Bobby Joe is the lovable (and equally hateable?) well-meaning redneck from the ‘How It’s REALLY Made’ Documentaries! Scroll through the playlist just linked to above, and find various funny mockumentaries, as well as two funny trailers for the movie. That’s…

NOTE FROM WALLACE: I’m posting this on behalf of Glossy News supremo Brian K. White! Fans of the Pogues will love this affectionate (not entirely so!) song from his satirical alter ego, Bobby Joe.

How fidget spinners do be made? Bobby Joe know!

Haters gonna hate; and nobody has more haters than North Korea, for some explicable reason. It’s no wonder Lil’ Kim has been borrowing Trump’s rhetoric.

A spin-off many of you may not have heard of? Yes, that’s right! You don’t have to be Shakespeare. Hell, you don’t even have to be Harvey Weinstein. Dump the script and let’s get it on!

What’s with these politicians? Image attribution: Mitch McConnell: Turtle or Turtle-like Turd?

Strange politician?

Mitch McConnell is always an odd person. Image attribution: https://imgflip.com/i/1fhtsi

What is it with Mitch McConnell? Image attribution: https://imgur.com/gallery/INzFpoO