GN Video: Mitch McConnell Parody (III: Minorities Report, They Love Him)

Everybody loves the minority vote!

Nobody has to go into politics to serve the public.

That’s the kind of highminded, highfaluting moralism that makes it very difficult to…

Get things done.

Mitch is just out for the votes.

And why not? Might as well be honest.

Oh wait, what’s this?

So he really does care???


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Author: Brian K. White

Brian first began peddling his humorous wares with a series of Xerox printed books in fifth grade. Since then he's published over two thousand satire and humor articles, as well as eight stage plays, a 13-episode cable sitcom and three (terrible) screenplays. He is a freelance writer by trade and an expert in the field of viral entertainment marketing. He is the author of many of the biggest hoaxes of recent years, a shameful accomplishment in which he takes exceptional pride.

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