Kickstarter for Funny Mockumentary Movie: Are You Gonna Help Sponsor Bobby Joe?

Bobby Joe is the lovable (and equally hateable?) well-meaning redneck from the ‘How It’s REALLY Made’ Documentaries!

Scroll through the playlist just linked to above, and find various funny mockumentaries, as well as two funny trailers for the movie.

That’s right!

He also has a movie coming out…!

Or has he?!😰😰😰

Unfortunately, Bobby Joe needs your help.

Can you help him make it big?

Please help him! Bobby Joe loves ya! Like he loves all the folks, and the dogs, and the cactus, and the, um, all them thar, thingums, an’ thing laaake thayt!

Please help with the Kickstarter, even if it’s only $1!

 

Although, if you only got a spare few hunnerd, Bobby Joe ain’t complainin’!Β πŸ˜‰

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Every penny helps before December 8!

Don’t make Bobby Joe cry, goshdarnit!

Make a good ol’ Christmas for our boy Bobby Joe, tell the wife, tell the kids, tell the mancubines, ya pretty much gotta gawdarn tell ’em all, mah friend!

T’simple!Β πŸ€ πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸΊ

Tsk! Lay off the beer, Bobby Joe!

Ah ain’t been down the rehabs in the fifteen years! No drunken tomfooleries here! T’simple!

Well, I guess we’d better leave it at that. Buy Bobby Joe a beer, buy Brian a chance to get this exciting comedy project off the ground, and we would absolutelyΒ loveΒ to hear about it, once you’ve helped us hit the target by the deadline.

Thanks, everyone! Now let’s say it everybody, one last time…

HOW THINGS DO BE MADE!

You can be a part of that too!

Yeah! T’simple! Everybody come down my place ‘n’ buy me a beer! Bobby Joe says no, they don’t buy ‘im! Bobby Joe says yes, it time for all theΒ πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°πŸ’°

Thanks to all you…

BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE!Β Β πŸ’–

 

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