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Chapter 12: A Riddle Thickens (Honest Adolph Volume II)

Chapter 12: A Riddle Thickens (Honest Adolph Volume II)

Politics and sexual politics meet in this gripping chapter…

Or do they?

Certainly, the seductions of power are great.

But just how devious and entangling are they?

Read on to find out more!

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The Most “Offensive” Web Animation Ever? Syeten is Profiting from the Prophet

The Most “Offensive” Web Animation Ever? Syeten is Profiting from the Prophet

This online animation series is hilarious!

But a serious point first:

Some of you will need to be careful though (depending on your background, e.g. nationality), and not share it on social media.

This funny web series on the early days of the Quran and of Islam is potentially even more ‘offensive’ to blasphemy kooks than anything Charlie Hebdo ever did. Continue Reading

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Chapter 11: Hillel Against Hellfire (Honest Adolph Volume II)

Chapter 11: Hillel Against Hellfire (Honest Adolph Volume II)

Saul is not only a great lover of freedom, but also a great writer.

However, his writing is either greatly behind the curve, or greatly ahead of it!

Read on to find out more.

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Chelsea Man Evicted from Theatre for Testicle Altercation

Chelsea Man Evicted from Theatre for Testicle Altercation

Theatre goer Ivor Ball has been evicted from The Old Vic Theatre in London, after his testicles started fighting during the play ‘A Shakespeare Tragedy.’

Mr. Ball 42, commented:

Regrettably, a disturbance was prompted, as a consequence of a rare medical condition I am blighted with called testicleitis. This occurs when two testicles argue their differences to the point of physical conflict.

It’s similar to rival twins in their endeavour to establish a singular identity and hierarchy.

A bicycle seat partition intervention is the only remedy to ensure the balls co-exist harmoniously, but I wasn’t allowed to take my cycle into the theatre.

THE TESTICLE INCIDENT

“To be or not to be: that is the question. Whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune” – ‘Oi! shove over fatty bollock – there’s room in the sack for two!’ (testicle one).

“Or to take arms against a sea of troubles and by opposing end them” – ‘shut your face shrivelled walnut bollock! Ouch! I’m entitled to half an inch of gap too!’ (testicle two).

“To die: to sleep no more and by a sleep to say we end the heartache” – ‘Push off lumpy! – just because you hang higher in the ball sack, it doesn’t give you special status!’ (testicle one).

“And the thousand natural shocks, that flesh to heir to, this consummation – devoutly to be wished” – ‘Piss off baldy! I’ve got more hair! Ouch! Aaaagh!’ (testicle two).

“To sleep: perchance to dream: ay there’s the rub; for in that sleep of death” – ‘So what hairy? I produce more sperm! Ouch! Get off!’ (testicle one).

Mr. Ball has been issued with a lifetime ban from The Old Vic. His testicles were unavailable for comment.

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Chapter 10: Reds Have More Fun (Honest Adolph Volume II)

Chapter 10: Reds Have More Fun (Honest Adolph Volume II)

“Bubble Body Count!” increases yet again! Nasty…

Read this short chapter to find out what’s going on!

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Theresa May Resigns, Becomes Guardian Editor

Theresa May Resigns, Becomes Guardian Editor

Conservative Party leader Theresa May is tired of endless harassment from voters and grubby hard-right red-top hacks (like George Osborne of the Evening Standard). So, she has decided her career in politics is no longer a worthwhile pursuit.

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Glastonbury Hosts Diversity ‘Jihad Rock’ Festival

Glastonbury Hosts Diversity ‘Jihad Rock’ Festival

Music festivals in the UK are not normally considered as being at the forefront of radical social activism. The days of Woodstock and anti-Vietnam protests being long gone, you’re more likely to see 21 century festival schmucks fighting over the last condom than the last polar bear.

And blowing chunks over your bedding is normally more of a problem than blowing chunks out of Iraqi orphans.

However, with various left wing and right populist eruptions occurring all over Europe and North America, it seems that music festivals are returning to their roots as a key focus of radical social critique and activism.

Right now, it seems that Glastonbury are trying to be a lot more socially conscious before.

Now in the name of celebrating diversity, the first Jihad Rock festival is about to take place soon.

A rival to the main Glastonbury festival, the Jihad Rock festival features plenty of booms and crashes, some great pyrotechnics on stage, and some superficially tough and sharp-edged 80s bears prancing around in flashy cloaks.

The Guardian has expressed reservations about the (potentially/arguably/’problematically’) homophobic and misogynistic implications of the festival, but generously notes:

On a sliding scale, this is probably a lesser evil than having hoodie-wearing, drunken working class Nazi thugs doing one of those horrid, crass and vulgar ska festivals of theirs. At least this way, there will be less risk of cultural appropriation.

Their opposite numbers in the Sun, true to form, are outraged.

This is disgusting! We can’t even celebrate our indigenous radical conservative customs in our own country!

Theresa May is currently confused as to which side to condemn first.

 

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Chapter 9: Tomorrow For the Brave (Honest Adolph, Volume II)

Chapter 9: Tomorrow For the Brave (Honest Adolph, Volume II)

Some hilarious new endorsements for M C Bubble!

Or should that be…

Hilariously bad?!

Read on, and judge for yourself.

Also, watch out for the nods to some other books of mine! How many can you spot?

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Non-Wingnut Gamers/Roleplayers Sue Facebook: Alt-Right Garbage Clogging their Feed

Non-Wingnut Gamers/Roleplayers Sue Facebook: Alt-Right Garbage Clogging their Feed

The algorithm for Facebook boosted posts is causing severe trouble for the vanishingly small ‘political moderate’ faction of the Gamer/Roleplayer community.

Given the radical convergence between Zelda/World of Warcraft/Magic the Gathering fans and batshit NWO conspiracy theories, loony ten hour long rants on water fluoridation, and deranged ravings about FEMA camps, the Andorran Gay Illuminati and the Serbian Metrosexual Skull ‘n’ Bones Club…

Well, you could forgive Mark Zuckerberg for thinking it was perfectly acceptable to clog the Facebook feeds of gaming and roleplaying fans with the same conspiratorial horseshit…

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UK Rock Festivals Get More Diverse Line-Ups: Fans Outraged

UK Rock Festivals Get More Diverse Line-Ups: Fans Outraged

A couple of reports from Heat Street indicate that many social activists are sick of what they deem to be the exclusionary line-ups at rock festivals.

So, rock organizers are now trying to be more inclusive.

Instead of having straight white males playing rock, the MMDF 2017, or ‘Middlesborough Musical Diversity Festival of 2017’ will have: Continue Reading

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Chapter 8: Captain Gaymerica’s Got Blown in the Office

Chapter 8: Captain Gaymerica’s Got Blown in the Office

Is Bubble really planning to run for President?

Watch out world!

(And America too, of course…)

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Chapter 7: Humanitarian Rape (Honest Adolph Volume 2)

Chapter 7: Humanitarian Rape (Honest Adolph Volume 2)

Another horrible (indeed borderline dictatorial!) rally rant from M C Bubble.

Elsewhere, former Senator Deborah Mona Willow struggles to get justice.

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