Category: Entertainment
Brazil Steals Oktoberfest from Germans
Blumenau, SC, Brazil – In what can only be called the biggest beer coup of the decade, the town of Blumenau, Brazil has stolen yet another world’s biggest party, this time from the Germans. When it comes to hedonism, Brazilians…
Daffy Political Correctness Bans Children’s Stories
The opening words of the age-old children’s nursery rhyme ”What shall we do with the drunken sailor?” have been removed from the lyrics in yet another of the Labour government’s stupid EU-compliance nanny state “Let’s re-write history” projects. The Bonkers…
Bigwigs Hit by Wickedpedia Attacks
Did David Cameron’s father buy him the Conservative Party? No, he only bought him a 51% majority share. Has Lib Dem leader Nick Clegg slept with 3,000 women? Absolutely not – it’s more like 2,350 women, 522 men, and a…
MySpace Facebook Merger? Like. MyFace. Dude.
DownUnder, Australia —This just-leaked domain name logo is the result of a recent unannounced, very, very secret almost-for-sure merger between FaceBook and MySpace and it’s going to be called Like.MyFace. The use of the word ‘like’ in the domain name…
David Letterman Accepts Sex Revelations Humility, Ratings Boon
David Letterman has been preaching a daily tell-all on his nightly TV shows, almost boasting about his sexual exploits with his staff. His ratings have gone through the roof and other late night TV hosts are now paying attention to…
Top Ten Random Thoughts by Dave on Recent Sex Scandal
10. Work with me, sleep with me – comedy rules. 9. Scandal schmandal, it’s fun to flirt. 8. Robert J. “Joe” Halderman, one more GOP Joe wanting my pants. 7. Thought I could show Obama how to handle his nemesii…
FOX News Agrees to Add Satire Disclaimer
In a stunning turnaround, the allegedly “Fair & Balanced” cable news channel run by Rupert Murdoch may soon willingly add a satire disclaimer to their site, stating that all news is fabricated and meant only for humorous effect. The programming…
Nigella Lawson’s “Sexpress” Reveals Far Too MILFy-Much
Celebrity television chef and Hottentot-arsed slapper Nigella Porkson has this week revealed for the Daily Shitraker some of her best kept secrets. (Read the latest Nigella Lawson here.) Who would have suspected that Nigella prefers take-away Chew and Spew fast…
David Letterman’s Top-10 Countdown to Adultery Absolution
Alleged philanderer David Letterman has recently found himself at the losing end of an extortion/cover-up of his extra-extra-extra marital affairs having taken place between himself and an undisclosed, but presumably impressive, number of his female staff members.
Real ‘District 9’ Nigeria Laments Sucking So Much
Nigeria’s hapless basket case government went into total bonkers format this week by demanding cinemas across the African continent, Europe, Asia and the Americas stop showing the recently-released science fiction film ‘District Nine’.