Category: Entertainment
NPR to Use FOX Tactics to Survive In Modern US Media Climate
The recent Juan Williams firing scandal has led National Public Radio to realize that they need to develop more FOX News type media tactics if they are to survive. A radical top to bottom make-over has been ordered for the…
U.S. Gastronomical Travel Guide For Gourmet Zombies
Fans of brains everywhere, rejoice! Here is the first in-print guide to fine brain dining wherever you may be in the US. Our ghoulish researchers have spent many dark, moonlit nights partaking of the cuisine available throughout this great land….
‘The Dick’ Cheney Gets Starring Role In ‘Dr. Strangelove’ Remake
Dick Cheney returns to the worlds spotlight this week as he appears in his first movie part–reprising the unforgettable Peter Sellers role of Dr. Strangelove in the remake of the Stanley Kubrik movie of the same name. Sellers made cinematic…
On Board The Conquest with the Most Interesting Man in the World
Sunrise was still a few hours away and the sailing ship Conquest still had a bevy of topless and semi-nude young beauties aboard, though smartly covered up now against the cooling breeze blowing across Miami’s Biscayne Bay. The owner/captain Fernando…
Lady Gaga’s Urinal Collection Raising Eyebrows
NEW YORK, NY – There are collectors and then there are collectors — those who transcend the bounds of baubles and nostalgia to dabble in the truly unusual. Some people are content to save stamps or coins. Others express their…
Advocacy Group to Toothlessly Protest Redneck Comedians, Unaware of Irony
Cable Professionals United Against Hurtful Stereotypes spokesperson Carl Tuckerson spoke to reporters today on the newly minted group’s grievances and plans. Per Tuckerson, the CPUAHS was formed in defensive reaction to a pervasive, insidious and pernicious media campaign to brand…
Woman Claims Alter Ego Wrote Pornography without Her Permission
NIAGARA FALLS, N.Y. (Glossy News) — K. S. Trojan, famous author of “All Things Funny” is going after her alter ego for penning several pornographic poems without her knowledge or permission, and publishing them under the name Krazy K. Asked…
“Seven Brides For Seven Brothers” to be Remade… Seven Times
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. (Glossy News) — The rights for the 1954 movie Seven Brides for Seven Brothers , long ago lost, have fallen into Public Domain. As such, it can be remade or have its title used by anyone without having…
EHarmony Threatens Survival of Entire Human Race
The popular dating website has tens of millions of users around the globe and claims that the marriages it engenders last longer and are more contented than normal. It bases its matches between singles on compatibility traits. “This is the…
Cheney, Inspired By “Iron Man”, Reinvents As Superhero (or Villian, Depending)
Inspired by the success and the popularity of Marvel Comics ‘Iron Man’ movie series, Dick Cheney has decided to use the millions he gathered during his tenure as the head of Halliburton and as the shadow head of the United…