Category: Music
Another Confidential Leak from the CIA Hymnbook (X): “And Can it Be?”
The renowned hymn writer Charles Wesley was the brother of the famous evangelist John Wesley. However, the mighty values and spirit that drove these men is not to be found among today’s establishment. Here is another confidential leak from the…
You Marxists Bound to Lose! (Woody Guthrie)
Woody Guthrie’s You Fascists Bound to Lose is a true classic. It later inspired a Billy Bragg song, which someone has presented on Youtube with an apparently pro Communist video.
Cage the Elephant Parody (There Ain’t No Rest for the Splitters)
I was walking down to Waitrose When out the corner of my eye She said I’ve never seen a pleb Who looks so unenlightened Join me and Jez, so that the workers can be free?
Don’t Let’s Be Beastly To The Muslims (GUEST POST FROM ALLAN B. GOLDSTEIN)
Disclaimer: This post arose from an online acquaintance of mine. The poem is a bit rough around the edges, and I want to make clear that Glossy News do not support any form of bigotry, in any direction, and the…
Bob Dylan Parody (Tangled Up With Trudeau)
Early one mornin’ I was smokin’ a spliff Couldn’t get outa bed Wondrin’ if I’d ever changed the sheets Or if I could still give amazin’ head My folks said my life in Canada Sure was gonna be tough They…
Lyrics for Song Parodies: Where Can You Find ‘Em?
There are a lot of funny song parodies on video websites like Youtube. Some of the best parody singers include Bart Baker, Weird Al Yankovic, Klemen Slakonja and Rocky Mountain Mike. But what about parody lyrics?
Donald Trump’s Black Voter Outreach Ends in Fake Rapper Disaster
NOTE: This was published a while back on The Spoof. However, the endless attempts of politicians to get ‘down with the kids’ remains a constant marvel, that has stood the test of time.
Elton John in Upside-Down ‘Aeroplane Incident’
British rock star Elton John discovered the aeroplane he was due to fly on was in an upside-down position on the runway at Heathrow Airport London. The iconic rock ‘n’ roll veteran said:
Jeremy Clarkson to Launch Brand New Singing Career
The official and ultimate Dad-rock-lover’s favourite, Jeremy Clarkson, is now taking his swagger to the most renowned Centrist Dad place of all: 80s adult-oriented rock!
“Bob Too?” Alicia Keys Denounces Bob Dylan’s ‘Creepy Harassment Agenda’
The latest musical scalp to fall to the recent sexual harassment witch-hunt is rugged smokey-voiced crooner Bob Dylan.