Kickstarter for Funny Mockumentary Movie: Are You Gonna Help Sponsor Bobby Joe?

Bobby Joe is the lovable (and equally hateable?) well-meaning redneck from the ‘How It’s REALLY Made’ Documentaries!

Scroll through the playlist just linked to above, and find various funny mockumentaries, as well as two funny trailers for the movie.

That’s right!

He also has a movie coming out…! Read more Kickstarter for Funny Mockumentary Movie: Are You Gonna Help Sponsor Bobby Joe?

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GlossyNews movie is done, we need your help!

The GlossyNews exclusive “How Bobby Joe: the Movie” is in the final stages of post-production, but we need your help to get it distributed! Video below, but check us out on Kickstarter

Check it out, maybe consider throwing in a couple bucks, but if not, you know, at least thanks for watching! Read more GlossyNews movie is done, we need your help!

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Crazy Cannibal Hannibal Lecter Disgusted He Can’t ‘Take a Knee’ at NFL Matches


Notorious violent extremist and culinary-diverse social mayhem warrior Hannibal Lecter is “disgusted” and “repulsed” at being forbidden to take a knee from NFL players.

I’ve lived in this country so long, I’ve contributed all I have.

I’ve never just decided to take, take, take…

Well, apart from the odd spare rib.

Or ankle, or toe, or something.

But who cares?

This is the USA, and if I’m not allowed to take a knee, then I don’t recognise this country any more.

Surely it’s all about individual liberty?

What kind of ‘freedom’ is this, when I’m not even allowed to have a cheeky Nando’s, er, cheeky chomp on the ankle of my BNFLF?

It starts off with the cannibals, but it never ends with the cannibals.

Those who burn cannibals will soon burn terrorists and Nazis.

Culinary diversity truly is our greatest strength!

Justin Trudeau lovingly quacks:

It is a source of great grief and disappointment that Mr Lecter’s contributions to the rich culinary diversity of America have not met with full approval or even indiscriminate, hysterically flamboyant celebration from his peers.

Mr Lecter, you are always welcome in Canada.

Kraft Durch Diversität!

Some, however, argue that while pluralism is a good thing, you still have to draw the line somewhere.

Some might say that eating other human beings is as good a line as any!

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The Most “Offensive” Web Animation Ever? Syeten is Profiting from the Prophet

This online animation series is hilarious!

But a serious point first:

Some of you will need to be careful though (depending on your background, e.g. nationality), and not share it on social media.

This funny web series on the early days of the Quran and of Islam is potentially even more ‘offensive’ to blasphemy kooks than anything Charlie Hebdo ever did. Read more The Most “Offensive” Web Animation Ever? Syeten is Profiting from the Prophet

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Untalented Richard Gere Wannabe Quits Pretentious Hollywood Advocacy Movie

Bill Maher recent welcomed the somewhat-far-from-non-unknown actor Waldo Williams to a heated debate.

Williams was to serve as a leading character in a patronizing, sub-Richard Gere, thinly-veiled political advocacy movie from Hollywood, entitled:

Spiritual Xinjiang: The Steppe Fox Howls.

But after a few day of filming this sanctimonious puff-piece about this majority-Muslim area of the People’s Republic of China, Williams said: Read more Untalented Richard Gere Wannabe Quits Pretentious Hollywood Advocacy Movie

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Ever Notice How Evil “Revenge of the Nerds” was?

I mean, it was really, really ugly. There was abuse, rampant phobias, and a lot of really ugly situations.

Luckily we can break it down in under 4-minutes, and with a vengeance. Please to enjoy and make your voice heard in the comments below.

Hate it? Give it a thumbs-down, that’s understandable. I’m sad you feel that way, since I spent so much time making this, but that’s okay too. Read more Ever Notice How Evil “Revenge of the Nerds” was?

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World’s Most Beloved Dead Body Dies

Bobby “Stock Still” Jenkins, arguably the world’s most well-known dead body, has died at the age of 62. “When I found him lying face down in his breakfast, I just thought he was doing it again. Pretending to be dead when he really wasn’t,” Mrs. Grace Jenkins, Bobby’s wife of 35 years said. “I’m still not absolutely sure, but he’s been in the ground three days now and nothing yet.” Read more World’s Most Beloved Dead Body Dies

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Banned “Male Health” Documentary from 1952 (Part 1)

We tracked down a banned 1950s virility documentary film, and we present it to you essentially unedited. Sure, we cleaned it up a bit, made it look nicer, but it’s essentially as it was meant to be.

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Be on the lookout for Part Two soon!

Royalty-free music “Last Kiss Goodnight” by Kevin MacLeod — Incompetech.com. Read more Banned “Male Health” Documentary from 1952 (Part 1)

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4K Glossy News Podcast 053 (7-25-16)

The 4K/UHD podcast is back again this week with guest hosting special thanks to Ty The Voice guy from www.tythevoiceguy.webs.com – https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAD-bZYukrAef732gxP84NA

All of this is available in UHD on YouTube by searching “Glossy Podcast” or as an MP3 on iTunes by searching “Glossy News”.

Here are just some of the topics covered in the the July 25th, 2016 edition.

* Netflix would be WAY better if it had a preview channel. Not just offering a trailer here and there, but an unending stream of trailers based first on your suggested videos, then expanding to show all sorts of things. Allow us to give the thumbs up or down, or add it to our playlist. So much better than just trying to filter through everything.

* How high do professional fireworks shows go up in the air? The answer may surprise you, or more likely, just confuse you, since the numbers only sort of make sense anyhow and there’s math involved. Plus you’d have to know what fireworks they’re actually using.

* Exclusive telephone interview with Bill Clinton!!! He dishes about the upcoming election and shares his thoughts on the candidates and who you should vote for.

* Meet the man with a real life super power of finding and controlling the natural behavior of mosquitoes.

* Why in the heck does the History Channel insist on measuring everything in football fields and Olympic Swimming pools? It’s confusing at best, but more likely, just a bit dishonest. They SAY football fields, but they want us to THINK football stadiums. It makes it sound bigger than it is. Just give me the facts, man.

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Segment bumpers and background music by Greg the Hero Facebook.com/gregtheheromusic. Royalty Free Music “Your Call” and “Funkorama” by Kevin MacLeod — Incompetech.com.

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Freddy Mercury “Entirely Unsuitable” for Benjamin Disraeli Biopic

The new Freddie Mercury biopic proceeds apace. Various news reports reminded us of how Sacha Baron Cohen will not be playing the role of Freddie Mercury in this film after all. It seems that Cohen’s vision of the film was that of an anarchic Swiftian livewire, but not everyone agreed with his approach. Classic example of ‘artistic differences.’

http://europe.newsweek.com/sacha-baron-cohen-opens-about-leaving-freddie-mercury-movie-435420?rm=eu

http://www.yourlocalguardian.co.uk/leisure/showbiz/14335159.Sacha_Baron_Cohen_reveals_dispute_with_Queen_made_him_quit_playing_Freddie_Mercury_in_upcoming_biopic/ 

But Brian May has recently revealed that Freddie Mercury once found himself in a very similar situation for the previously little known Francis Ford Coppola biopic of Disraeli. The latter edgy arthouse flick, by now, is ignobly confined to late night History Channel re-runs and David Cameron’s ludicrously antiquated and irrelevant stash of Betamax Z-movies.

The director had high hopes for Freddie, but before long, tempers started fraying. Disraeli was known for his ‘top bants’ in Parliament, as is well enough known… Read more Freddy Mercury “Entirely Unsuitable” for Benjamin Disraeli Biopic

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New Star Wars Film Spoilers: Yes, I Am Mean Enough To Ruin It For You… Bwhaaa, haaa, haaa, haaa

Bwaaa Haaa Haaa Haaa!

The POWER that comes with being one of the first ones to see the new Star Wars movie!
It is like being showered with the Dark Side of the Force!!!!!!

Bwaaa Haaa Haaa Haaa!

Yes, Hans Solo does come back in this new film- using a walker to get around. He finds the two new characters in his precious Millennium Falcon and yells out to them “Hey you kids! Get off my ship!” Then his dentures fall out and you can only hear him yelling in a voice that sounds as unintelligible as Chewbacca’s. Read more New Star Wars Film Spoilers: Yes, I Am Mean Enough To Ruin It For You… Bwhaaa, haaa, haaa, haaa

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