Category: Books, Newspapers & Misc
MSNBC: “Donald Trump Maintains Resounding 90% Approval Rating… In Russia!”
The cutting-edge liberal journalists of MSNBC have recently provided some astonishing revelations about the POTUS. The home of Rachel Maddow, Keith Olbermann, and other people slightly to the left of Fox News and Infowars, has recently come up with some…
Right-Wing Media Finally Embrace SJWs
Shona Grammy and Super Bill Frieli from Weasel News broke down in tears yesterday when they realized that the people they had been dismissing for years as “Whiney, crybaby Reddit SJWs” were actually people just like them.
Richard Littlejohn and Polly Toynbee Finally Reach Consensus
This is an excerpt from the debate I hosted between Richard Littlejohn and Polly Toynbee on a well known, highly-respected and thoroughly unbiased media outlet. Have a look; just in case you, by any strange chance, managed to miss it….
Bill O’Reilly’s “Blue Sky Denialism” Controversy
Democratic politician Barney Frank may be retired now, but he’s still enjoying (as much as ever!) the witty repartee and genial jousting in the Fox News studio. Yup! A Bill O’Reilly clip has just gone viral, where the Fox commentator…
Republications Tomorrow from Another Great Satire Outlet: & Should You Cut or Grow the Pie?
I’ve written for many satire outlets in the past. One of the first ones I ever wrote for, apart from Glossy News (remember to like our Facebook page!) is The Spoof. This is one of the more prolific satire sites…
How Did I Get our Facebook Page to Take Off? Advice for Bloggers…
It’s very important for satire sites to get a page on Facebook. So it’s not surprising that Glossy News has our own Facebook page. (Don’t forget to like it, after you’ve shared this article!) But for quite a while, our…
Bad News for Satire Authors? Pronoun Shuts Up Shop
Indie authors will be disappointed to learn that Pronoun are soon to be no more; they recently thanked customers, saying:
Cenk Uygur: Extraordinary, Unprecedented Anti-Corporation Rant
A recent “virulent” rant by Cenk Uygur has gone “viral” on Youtube… Oh, crap. Mere semantics again, isn’t it?
Klubber Bonez Songbook: Blue Cockroach Blues
Now here’s a little legend about a party of wankers Of humanitarian bombers and their Cayman bankers It’s not a happy story so buckle up tightly Or maybe belt up, if ye know what’s right fer yer It’s hard…
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If any of you want to support my journalism, poetry, satire, fiction, etc. you can either buy a book (author name: Wallace Runnymede), or sponsor old One Tongue Johnny on Patreon.com for upwards of $1 a month! The more financial…