Author: Wallace Runnymede
BBC Try to Stop Offending Islamic State… & All the Other Ones Too! (1/2)
The BBC, inspired and encouraged by their recent decision to rename Daesh ‘The So-called Islamic State‘ (Sinister-Teutonic-Capitals ahoy!) have invented some new equally patronizing euphemisms in order to talk down to non-Muslims too. For a start, they are referring to…
Song Parody: Gimme Gimme Gimme Jihad After Midnight
Just past prayers And I’m watching haram movies in my flat all alone How I hate to make this Dua on my own Howling winds Blowing outside my bowels as I munch some shrooms And it makes me really want…
Wallace’s Swiftian Valentine’s Wishes ;)
My most heartfelt and ‘sincere’ Valentine’s Wishes to all! Wallace I admire Frau Merkel, she’s stronger than Wagner, but her political allies tend to hang out with bankers! L Ron is my spaceman, will you play with my rocket? I’d…
Bono & Peter Gabriel Slam Wagner: ‘Don’t Separate the Man from the Music’
Many music critics view Wagner’s music as problematic because of the composers’ anti-Semitic views. And yet, some argue that his classic works of opera are somehow separable from his hatred of the Jewish people. However, not everyone agrees that this…
Surveillance Race, Surveillance Race: Parody Tribute to Motorhead’s Lemmy
Lemmy is already giving ’em hell down there! A true legend, and I really hope he would have liked this one. If you are a hacker, and a freedom-loving man Woman, child, poor, rich, all the same to me The…
Muslims Couldn’t Care Less About Trump’s Edgy Religious Conversions
Donald Trump has recently decided to further alienate Muslims by staging a controversial religious conversion. Or rather, a whole sevenfold string of counterfeit conversions. However, his plan appears to have backfired. Trump decided to convert to the Baha’i, Yazidi, Mandaean,…
Ben Carson: Episcopalians are Worse than ISIS
Ben Carson has recently made another epic Godwin fail. But who has had the dire misfortune of incurring his wrath this time? Fifa & ISIS. … Uh, sorry! … Episcopalians & ISIS. One is a thuggish gang of jackbooted religious…
Three Women Discuss Horrific Experiences at the Hands of Roosh V (2/2)
Mitsuko told me: Roosh approached me when I was standing outside a club. He said: ‘Listen… um, don’t be offended, but you Harujuku bitches look… uh… really, really… uh, hot. Em, yeah! I mean, uh, kind of… uh no, I…
Three Women Discuss Horrific Experiences at the Hands of Roosh V (1/2)
Vaguely-non-SWP rape apologist and notable PUA wannabe Roosh V has been trying to make a name for himself in the UK recently… Albeit with not one whit more success than the solemn-jawed, soberly Stalinistic, mournfully dick-waving Trotksyite fanatics of ‘Real…
Radical Feminists Thwart Hillary’s ‘Fauxfem’ Campaign for Commander-in-Chief
The Democratic Party have dismissed as ‘unjustifiably and unnecessarily contrarian’ a feminist blog which threatened to expose what the writers are calling the ‘faux-feminist’ prospects of a liberal Clinton Presidency. The culprits have recently posted the following article: Clinton Dynasty…