My most heartfelt and ‘sincere’ Valentine’s Wishes to all!
I admire Frau Merkel, she’s stronger than Wagner, but her political allies tend to hang out with bankers!
L Ron is my spaceman, will you play with my rocket? I’d give you my heart, but my dynamics are rugged…
P is for Putin, a gorgeous young cadre, I’d have married him yesterday, but I’d ‘rather not’ rather.
Khameini is sexy, can I please stick my plums in? I love them jihadis, but he’s still plucking his chicken ;(
Dave is just splendid, my spiffiest of chums, he likes Tory austerity, not bejaped piggybums!
Tony’s dynamic, I love to pieces, you are bigger than Lennon, more charismatic than Jesus… ?!