Author: Wallace Runnymede
Red Ken Is Actually Trans-Jewish (1/2)
Good ol’ Red Ken recently lost his shit here at Glossy News over media accusations of antisemitism. He has also said ‘Technically lad, I might be a Jew meself, eh? Know what Ah mean, mate?!’
The UK Will Never Leave Europe: But Will We Have the Courage to Leave the EU?
Behind the distortions and exaggerations of both sides, one fact remains unshakable: Europe is not the EU. A ‘stay’ vote in tomorrow’s referendum is not a vote to remain in Europe. A ‘leave’ vote in tomorrow’s referendum is not a…
Do We Know How to Spot the Dictator’s Pronoun? (Just No Idea, Have We)
The glorious Fuhrer has brought each one of US peace and stability… Comrade Lenin inspires US all to move forward to win our freedom, under the banner of proletarian scientific socialist Marxist-Leninist thought. But the evil Arab Muslim tyrant Assad is…
Ken ‘Red Ken’ Livingstone Loses His Shit over ‘Jewish Media’ Lies
Genial wheeler-dealer, establishment radical politico wide boy/white boy and notable non-racist not-quite-Marxist-but-kinda-getting-there-a-little-bit-vulgar-Corbynite-tankie-lad Ken Livingstone… Is currently being interrogated by Labour for his recent antisemitic comments. Here’s Ken ‘Cheeky Chappie’ Livingstone’s latest Del-Boyishly-winsome Youtube rant: OY! Listen ‘ere, yer FAHCKING MAHPPET! Ah…
Neocon Puts the Boot into Journalist: Foot Now Halfway Up His Own Arse
In a recent article, Justin Raimondo of Antiwar.com wrote about notable neocon intellectual and prominent thought-leadership advocate Max Boot’s comments on Trump: apparently, he would prefer to vote for Stalin than Donald Trump. (So, at least he doesn’t believe in so-called ‘moral…
What Will You Do?
Live your life as though everything you did Was eternally decisive. Live as though the survival and destruction of Daesh and of all Daeshis Depended upon you, and upon you alone.
Dick Cheney: We Have to Put Our Backs into Seducing Moderate Daesh (3/3)
And the utter soul-destroying horseshit goes on. So, what else do we know about Moderate Daesh? Well, the Moderate Daeshis, just like their fellow MPIs (Moderate Political Islamists) the Muslim Brotherhood, always wear a condom… Even when they are plunging…
Dick Cheney: We Have to Put Our Backs into Seducing Moderate Daesh (2/3)
The drip-drip-drip of resentful gushing (or at least, the salty current of ‘that’s a bit rich!’-nesses), crabbedly flowing forth from the highly creative and dynamic pen of Dick Cheney continues to swirl and course…
Dick Cheney: We Have to Put Our Backs into Seducing Moderate Daesh (1/3)
A confidential document by former dickwaver-in-chief, uh, dick waver in chief, uh, vice leader, uh, Vice President (as if!) Cheney has recently been uncovered to the world. Well, this one has pretty much rocked all of us here at Glossy…
Donald Trump Generator Is as Infallible as Trump Himself
Recently, leading scientists have invented a Donald Trump Generator that is 100% indistinguishable from the ‘real’ thing! See the follow excerpt, to see just how real the merely robotic, mindless and mind-numbing repetitive ramblings of this kitschy, cheap-ass imitation of the Trump…