Do We Know How to Spot the Dictator’s Pronoun? (Just No Idea, Have We)

The glorious Fuhrer has brought each one of US peace and stability…

Comrade Lenin inspires US all to move forward to win our freedom, under the banner of proletarian scientific socialist Marxist-Leninist thought.

But the evil Arab Muslim tyrant Assad is killing his own people, WE can’t just sit there!!!

Look, WE made a few mistakes in our foreign policy but well hey, what can I say! Shit happens, gotta go with the flow, right?

If WE don’t do it, who else is gonna do it?

If we don’t save these people, I just won’t be able to sleep at night! And that’s all that matters to me!

WE are all proud of our glorious dear leader, Kim Jong Eun, the blazing sun of the glorious North Korean nation.

WE must never stop speaking up for those who don’t have a voice.

Well, just you frickin’ check yer goddamn premises, chicken! WE can’t just let homophobes, misogynists and religious bigots ride roughshod over those with whom we all share a common humanity! Send in the frickin’ tanks, bitches! WOOP-WOOP! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

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Originally published on Satirical Industrial Complex.

Author: Wallace Runnymede

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