Author: Wallace Runnymede
The Woke Metropolitan Centrist’s Guide to Non-Triggering Slurs
One of the most strident and inflammatory SJW sites I’ve ever seen is ‘Not Sorry Feminism.’ SPOILER: You don’t have to be ‘sorry.’ Nobody cares!
Professor Smiggles Smugly Condemns Fallacious Conceits of Big Humanitarianism
Some recent comments about humanitarian heroism have failed to satisfy the ever-impossible-to-please satire news fixture, Pre-Senior-Professor-Guru-Emeritus Angus Lenn(on/in)vedanta Smiggles from the Social Constructionist String Theory Department in Bushmills Metaphysical College. Notable public figure and moderate political Tory-ist William Hague moans:
Latest Edgy Headlines Make Even More Dodgy Figures Guilty ‘By Association!’
Jeremy Corbyn has often been accused of guilt by association: E.g. the Chairman Mao bike controversy. Or the innuendo about supposed Czech spies. Or disturbing figures like Hamas.
Lyrics for Song Parodies: Where Can You Find ‘Em?
There are a lot of funny song parodies on video websites like Youtube. Some of the best parody singers include Bart Baker, Weird Al Yankovic, Klemen Slakonja and Rocky Mountain Mike. But what about parody lyrics?
National Union of Students: “No More Holocaust Memorial Day, It’s Too Offensive!”
Notable Champagne-Humanitarian-Edgy-Rhetorical-Club, the NUS (National-Kropotkinite Union of Sympathisers) have perpetrated yet another in a long line of typically imaginative and flamboyant radical political gestures. Admittedly, the motion was only passed by 19 votes to zero, as most ‘politically conscious’ were…
Donald Trump’s Black Voter Outreach Ends in Fake Rapper Disaster
NOTE: This was published a while back on The Spoof. However, the endless attempts of politicians to get ‘down with the kids’ remains a constant marvel, that has stood the test of time.
The Ballad of Nobby the Nuancebot
Down in the green fields of Islington A couple of leagues from old Goldsmith’s There once were a tinker named Toynbee And now this were the song what he tink’d with
What’s Coming Next this Week?
This week at Glossy News, we have: Some disturbing satire on the NRA, the controversial US gun lobby. More funny videos from Brian! More advice on how you can help us grow, as we introduce our modest (but hopefully very…
Trump Announces New “Drain the Swamp Strategy,” Swears to Cram Administration with Fundies
Trump’s ‘Drain the Swamp’ strategy recently sounds more like a ‘Fill the Swamp’ strategy. Mildly perturbed (as always!) by lingering accusations of bad faith, dishonesty and cynicism, Trump is now shaking up his cabinet, in order to get rid of…
Loony Marxist Creep Jeremy Corbyn Warns: “Unregulated Media More Dangerous than ISIS!”
The UK media landscape will never be the same again, as a beloved figure threatens to treat global fake news MSM corporations very harshly… As they pose a greater threat even than ISIS.