Author: Wallace Runnymede
Fake News or Funny News? You Decide! Tabloid Nonsense Round-Up
Millions of ISIS Teenagers Wiped Out After Online ‘Rat Poison Challenge’
Jesus Condemns Republicans For Not Messing the World up Enough (YET!), Swears off on ‘Third Coming.’
Jesus always said he was coming back one day. And he promised that this time around, there would be no more Mr Nice Guy! Hence Apocalypse, or Apocalypse of St John, or Revelation, or Book of Revelation, or even the…
Donald Trump Never Said That! DEAL WITH IT!
Donald Trump has recently ‘refuted’ allegations that he didn’t not say what you didn’t already know he didn’t say.
Recent Noel Coward Parody: Reflections on Social Generalisations
Right now, many countries are facing religious conflict. While many Muslims are patriotic and contribute a great deal to our societies, there will always be troublemakers in every demographic.
Woke Nonsense Round-Up 03/03/2017: Angry Socialists Demand Xenophobic ‘Purge’ of Foreign Latin
What Did the Romans Ever Do For Us? Genial fop Jacob Rees-Mogg recently apologised for a recent factual error he made about Jeremy Corbyn, a staple object of satire on these pages.
CIA Hymnbook: Agnus Dei/Lamb of God.
So far, the CIA Hymnbook has covered many famous hymns; including Sanctus and Bendictus. And speaking of well-beloved Latin hymns, we now have the ‘Agnus Dei’ or ‘Lamb of God.’ If you’ve recently been reading The Satanic Bible or Necronomicon,…
Little-Known Democrat Cover-Up Finally Unearthed: John Kerry Nuked the Onion!
A little known scandal from the Obama administration has recently surfaced: And it’s not an imaginary wiretap! (Or even a non-imaginary one).
Jesus & Mary Chain Parody: Because I’m John McCain!
Step up to the trigger button Nuking everything I see Iran must blow, I got the feelin’ Korea will be on her knees
David Cameron Admits ‘Monoculturalist Experiment Has Finally Failed’
Like Angela Merkel, David Cameron famously announced in 2011 that multiculturalism had failed. But a recently leaked transcript to a confidential meeting of Cayman bankers and well-heeled Eton toffs shows that he has also failed in his efforts to create…
Bob Dylan Parody (Tangled Up With Trudeau)
Early one mornin’ I was smokin’ a spliff Couldn’t get outa bed Wondrin’ if I’d ever changed the sheets Or if I could still give amazin’ head My folks said my life in Canada Sure was gonna be tough They…