Author: Wallace Runnymede
World’s Most Hated Celebs Launch a New Wave of Horrendous Nike Endorsements! Read On… If You Dare!
When Colin Kapernick joined Nike, a new ad originated: Believe in something, even if it means sacrificing everything. This ad has led to many parodies. The meme has been noted in The Chive, The Drum and various other places online….
Frank Turner Parody: Cameron Fucked The Pigs!
DEDICATED TO ALL OPPONENTS OF BOURGEOIS CENTRISM. YES, THAT’S RIGHT! I’M BEING NICE THIS TIME… Whatever happened to dogging? The pigs are scared now David Cameron’s in the neighbourhood; His truncheon’s small, deadly and harmful He’s a nasty sexual deviant…
Obituary: Batshit Crazy Creationist Lunatic Kent Hovind Dies From Electrocution!
Yesterday, 15 October 2018, universally renowned and admired Young Earth Creationist Kent “Dr Dino” died in prison. Best known for his bizarre ‘unicorn’ rants, based on a highly innovative ‘creative interpretation’ of Job 39.9, Hovind later fell from grace; convicted…
OMG! Maxine ‘Wacky Max’ Waters Channels 19th Century White English Imperial Warmongers!
We all know that racism is nothing new in human history! But have you ever stopped to consider how subtle and insidious it is? Kanye West’s meeting with the President has led to some pretty backhanded and sinister commentary from…
Brexit Disco Classic! Theresa May Little Mix Parody: S/O 2 Mein Ex!
After Ann Widdecomber’s notorious Strictly Come Dancing disaster, centrist Tory Theresa May pulled a Trudeau with some epic Dad dancing in South Africa. But the UK’s dancing queen has now gone further, and covered universally respected mainstream girlpop collective Little…
Unbelievable Scoop! Gripping New Lead in Khashoggi Case (What Does Erdogan Know?!)
The recent Jamal Khashoggi disaster has fired the imagination of backward, primitive theocrats and freedom loving individualists alike. The Turkish government are apparently very upset a Saudi journalist was dismembered and murdered in the Saudi embassy. The Saudi government are…
From Fake News to Fake Profiles: Beware Feeble Imitations! (4-Chan & Reddit Fake Accounts of Wallace Runnymede)
NB: For various reasons, I have distanced myself from the Autistic Dark Web (which I have not been involved with for some time), and I give my reasons here. I respect some specific insights from various individuals involved with that…
Are Autistic People Harassers, Supremacists & Dog-Whistlers?
NB: The intended public intelligence register never went ahead, on account of my health problems. Secondly, for various reasons, I have distanced myself from the Autistic Dark Web (which I have not been involved with for some time), and I…
We Do Not Have Any Rights Left!
For all art and criticism, a little dash of narcissism is necessary. But here, there lies a terrible temptation. Art and criticism are driven between the gap between me and The Outside.
Hollywood & the Democrats Rally in Final Show of Strength for Christine Ford
As the final decision is about to be reached on Kavanaugh, a gaggle of towering Hollywood intellectuals and well-beloved Democrats have decided to show their solidarity with Christine Ford, who has made some serious allegations against the prospective SCOTUS justice….